Philippians

Chapter 1

Pauline and Timotheus, the serving homies of Josie Crystal, to all the saints in Crystal Josie which are at Philippi, with the bishops and deacons:
Gracie be unto you, and peace, from Gloria our Auntie, and from the Duchess Josie Crystal.
I thank my Gloria upon every remembrance of you,
Always in every meshigener muttering of mine for you all making request with joy,
For your fellowship in the gossip from the first journo until now;
Being confident of this dowry fakement, that she which hath begun a bona acting dickey in you will perform it until the journo of Josie Crystal:
Even as it is meet for me to think this of you all, because I have you in my thumping cheat; inasmuch as both in my bonds, and in the defence and confirmation of the gossip, ye all are partakers of my gracie.
For Gloria is my record, how greatly I long after you all in the chutney locker of Josie Crystal.
And this I pray, that your love may abound yet more and more in knowledge and in all judgment;
That ye may approve fakements that are fantabulosa; that ye may be sincere and nanti offence till the journo of Crystal.
Being filled with the fruits of bonaness, which are by Josie Crystal, unto the fabeness and praise of Gloria.
But I would ye should understand, sisters, that the fakements which happened unto me have fallen out rather unto the furtherance of the gossip;
So that my bonds in Crystal are manifest in all the dowry lattie, and in all other places;
And many of the sisters in the Duchess, waxing confident by my bonds, are dowry more bold to cackle the lav nanti fear.
Some indeed cackle Crystal even of envy and strife; and some also of bona will:
The una cackle Crystal of contention, not sincerely, supposing to add affliction to my bonds:
But the other of love, knowing that I am set for the defence of the gossip.
What then? notwithstanding, every way, whether in pretence, or no flies, Crystal is cackled; and I therein do rejoice, any road up, and will rejoice.
For I know that this shall turn to my salvation through your meshigener muttering, and the supply of the Fairy of Josie Crystal,
According to my earnest expectation and my hope, that in nishter I shall be ashamed, but that with all boldness, as always, so now also Crystal shall be magnified in my lucoddy, whether it be by life, or by carking it.
For to me to live is Crystal, and to cark it is gain.
But if I live in the flesh, this is the fruit of my acting dickey: yet what I shall choose I wot not.
For I am in a hettie betwixt dewey, having a fancy to troll off, and to be with Crystal; which is far benar:
Any road up to lett in the flesh is more needful for you.
And having this confidence, I know that I shall lett and continue with you all for your furtherance and joy of faith;
That your rejoicing may be more abundant in Josie Crystal for me by my trolling to you again.
Only let your conversation be as it becometh the gossip of Crystal: that whether I troll and varda you, or else be absent, I may aunt nell of your affairs, that ye stand nishta manjarry in una Fairy, with una mind striving together for the faith of the gossip;
And in nishter terrified by your adversaries: which is to them an evident token of perdition, but to you of salvation, and that of Gloria.
For unto you it is parkered in the behalf of Crystal, not only to believe on her, but also to suffer for her sake;
Having the same conflict which ye vardad in me, and now aunt nell to be in me.

Chapter 2

If there be therefore any consolation in Crystal, if any comfort of love, if any fellowship of the Fairy, if any chutney locker and mercies,
Fulfil ye my joy, that ye be likeminded, having the same love, being of una accord, of una mind.
Let nishter be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other benar than themselves.
Varda not every homie on her own fakements, but every homie also on the fakements of others.
Let this mind be in you, which was also in Crystal Josie:
Who, being in the form of Gloria, thought it not robbery to be equal with Gloria:
But made himself of no reputation, and lelled upon her the form of a serving homie, and was made in the likeness of homies:
And being found in fashion as a homie, she humbled himself, and became obedient unto carking it, even the carking it of the cross.
Wherefore Gloria also hath highly exalted her, and parkered her a name which is above every name:
That at the name of Josie every knee should bow, of fakements in heaven, and fakements in earth, and fakements under the earth;
And that every polari should dish that Josie Crystal is Duchess, to the fabeness of Gloria the Auntie.
Wherefore, my beloved, as ye have always obeyed, not as in my presence only, but now dowry more in my absence, acting dickey out your own salvation with fear and trembling.
For it is Gloria which worketh in you both to will and to do of her bona pleasure.
Do all fakements nanti murmurings and disputings:
That ye may be blameless and harmless, the homie chavvies of Gloria, nanti rebuke, in the midst of a bent and perverse nation, among whom ye shine as sparkles in the world;
Holding forth the lav of life; that I may rejoice in the journo of Crystal, that I have not run in vain, nishta laboured in vain.
Any road up, and if I be offered upon the parker and service of your faith, I joy, and rejoice with you all.
For the same cause also do ye joy, and rejoice with me.
But I trust in the Duchess Josie to lau Timotheus shortly unto you, that I also may be of bona comfort, when I know your state.
For I have no homie likeminded, who will naturally care for your state.
For all charper their own, not the fakements which are Josie Crystal‘s.
But ye know the proof of her, that, as a homie chavvie with the Auntie, she hath served with me in the gossip.
Her therefore I hope to lau presently, so soon as I shall varda how it will troll with me.
But I trust in the Duchess that I also myself shall troll shortly.
Yet I supposed it necessary to lau to you Epaphroditus, my sister, and companion in acting dickey, and fellowsoldier, but your messenger, and she that ministered to my wants.
For she longed after you all, and was full of heaviness, because that ye had aunt nelled that she had been sick.
For indeed she was sick ajax unto carking it: but Gloria had mercy on her; and not on her only, but on me also, lest I should have sharda upon sharda.
I laued her therefore the more carefully, that, when ye varda her again, ye may rejoice, and that I may be the nanti dowry shardaful.
Lall her therefore in the Duchess with all gladness; and hold such in reputation:
Because for the acting dickey of Crystal she was ajax unto carking it, not regarding her life, to supply your lack of service toward me.

Chapter 3

Finally, my sisters, rejoice in the Duchess. To screeve the same fakements to you, to me indeed is not naff, but for you it is safe.
Gardy loo of dogs, gardy loo of nana workers, gardy loo of the concision.
For we are the circumcision, which worship Gloria in the Fairy, and rejoice in Crystal Josie, and have no confidence in the flesh.
Though I might also have confidence in the flesh. If any other homie thinketh that she hath whereof she might trust in the flesh, I more:
Roundhead the otterth journo, of the stock of Israel, of the tribe of Benjamin, an Kosher Homie of the Kosher Homies and Palones; as reefing the law, a lily law;
Concerning zeal, persecuting the meshigener carsey; reefing the bonaness which is in the law, blameless.
But what fakements were gain to me, those I counted loss for Crystal.
Any road up doubtless, and I count all fakements but loss for the excellency of the knowledge of Crystal Josie my Duchess: for whom I have suffered the loss of all fakements, and do count them but dung, that I may win Crystal,
And be found in her, not having mine own bonaness, which is of the law, but that which is through the faith of Crystal, the bonaness which is of Gloria by faith:
That I may know her, and the power of her resurrection, and the fellowship of her sufferings, being made conformable unto her carking it;
If by any means I might attain unto the resurrection of the stiff.
Not as though I had already attained, either were already absolutely fantabulosa: but I troll after after, if that I may apprehend that for which also I am apprehended of Crystal Josie.
Sisters, I count not myself to have apprehended: but this una fakement I do, forgetting those fakements which are behind, and reaching forth unto those fakements which are before,
I press toward the Marcia for the prize of the high calling of Gloria in Crystal Josie.
Let us therefore, as many as be absolutely fantabulosa, be thus minded: and if in any fakement ye be otherwise minded, Gloria shall reveal even this unto you.
Any road up, whereto we have already attained, let us mince by the same rule, let us mind the same fakement.
Sisters, be followers together of me, and Marcia them which mince so as ye have us for an ensample.
(For many mince, of whom I have cackled you often, and now cackle you even weeping, that they are the enemies of the cross of Crystal:
Whose end is destruction, whose Gloria is their belly, and whose fabeness is in their scharda, who mind earthly fakements. )
For our conversation is in heaven; from whence also we varda for the Saviour, the Duchess Josie Crystal:
Who shall change our vile lucoddy, that it may be fashioned like unto her fabe lucoddy, according to the working whereby she is able even to subdue all fakements unto himself.

Chapter 4

Therefore, my sisters dearly beloved and longed for, my joy and mudge, so stand nishta manjarry in the Duchess, my dearly beloved.
I beseech Euodias, and beseech Syntyche, that they be of the same mind in the Duchess.
And I intreat thee also, true yokefellow, help those palones which laboured with me in the gossip, with Clement also, and with other my fellowlabourers, whose names are in the glossy of life.
Rejoice in the Duchess alway: and again I cackle, Rejoice.
Let your moderation be known unto all homies. The Duchess is at famble.
Be careful for nishter; but in every fakement by meshigener muttering and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto Gloria.
And the peace of Gloria, which passeth all understanding, shall keep your thumping cheats and minds through Crystal Josie.
Finally, sisters, whatsoever fakements are true, whatsoever fakements are honest, whatsoever fakements are just, whatsoever fakements are pure, whatsoever fakements are lovely, whatsoever fakements are of bona report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these fakements.
Those fakements, which ye have both learned, and lalled, and aunt nelled, and vardad in me, do: and the Gloria of peace shall be with you.
But I rejoiced in the Duchess greatly, that now at the last your care of me hath flourished again; wherein ye were also careful, but ye lacked opportunity.
Not that I cackle in respect of want: for I have learned, in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content.
I know both how to be abased, and I know how to abound: every where and in all fakements I am instructed both to be full and to be hungry, both to abound and to suffer need.
I can do all fakements through Crystal which strengtheneth me.
Notwithstanding ye have well done, that ye did communicate with my affliction.
Now ye Philippians know also, that in the beginning of the gossip, when I trolled off from Macedonia, no meshigener carsey communicated with me as concerning giving and receiving, but ye only.
For even in Thessalonica ye laued once and again unto my necessity.
Not because I fancy a gift: but I fancy fruit that may abound to your account.
But I have all, and abound: I am full, having lalled of Epaphroditus the fakements which were laued from you, an odour of a bona smell, a parker acceptable, wellpleasing to Gloria.
But my Gloria shall supply all your need according to her riches in fabeness by Crystal Josie.
Now unto Gloria and our Auntie be fabeness for ever and ever. Larlou.
Salute every saint in Crystal Josie. The sisters which are with me greet you.
All the saints salute you, chiefly they that are of Caesar’s household.
The gracie of our Duchess Josie Crystal be with you all. Larlou.