Luke

Chapter 1

Forasmuch as many have lelled in famble to set forth in order a declaration of those fakements which are most surely believed among us,
Even as they laued them unto us, which from the beginning were eyewitnesses, and ministers of the lav;
It seemed bona to me also, having had absolutely fantabulosa understanding of all fakements from the dowry first, to screeve unto thee in order, most fantabulosa Theophilus,
That thou mightest know the certainty of those fakements, wherein thou hast been instructed.
THERE was in the days of Herod, the dowriest homie of Judaea, a certain godly homie named Zacharias, of the course of Abia: and her palone affair was of the palone chavvies of Aaron, and her name was Elisabeth.
And they were both bona before Gloria, mincing in all the butch lavs and ordinances of the Duchess blameless.
And they had no chavvie, because that Elisabeth was barren, and they both were now well stricken in years.
Any road up, that while she executed the godly homie‘s office before Gloria in the order of her course,
According to the custom of the godly homie‘s office, her lot was to burn smelly when she trolled into the holy carsey of the Duchess.
And the whole multitude of the homies and palones were praying nanti at the time of smelly.
And there appeared unto her an fairy of the Duchess standing on the sweet side of the grovelling fakement of smelly.
And when Zacharias vardad her, she was troubled, and fear fell upon her.
But the fairy cackled unto her, Fear not, Zacharias: for thy meshigener muttering is aunt nelled; and thy palone affair Elisabeth shall bear thee a homie chavvie, and thou shalt screech her name Jane.
And thou shalt have joy and gladness; and many shall rejoice at her birth.
For she shall be dowry in the vardaing of the Duchess, and shall buvare nishta sherry nishta butch buvare; and she shall be filled with the Fantabulosa Fairy, even from her mother’s womb.
And many of the chavvies of Israel shall she turn to the Duchess their Gloria.
And she shall troll before her in the Fairy and power of Elias, to turn the thumping cheats of the aunties to the chavvies, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just; to make ready a homies and palones prepared for the Duchess.
And Zacharias cackled unto the fairy, Whereby shall I know this? for I am an badge cove, and my palone affair well stricken in years.
And the fairy answering cackled unto her, I am Gabriel, that stand in the presence of Gloria; and am laued to cackle unto thee, and to shew thee these glad tidings.
And, varda, thou shalt be nanti polari, and not able to cackle, until the journo that these fakements shall be performed, because thou believest not my lavs, which shall be fulfilled in their season.
And the homies and palones waited for Zacharias, and marvelled that she tarried so long in the holy carsey.
And when she trolled out, she could not cackle unto them: and they perceived that she had vardad a vision in the holy carsey: for she beckoned unto them, and remained speechless.
Any road up, that, as soon as the days of her ministration were accomplished, she trolled off to her own lattie.
And after those days her palone affair Elisabeth conceived, and hid herself chinker months, cackling,
Thus hath the Duchess dealt with me in the days wherein she looked on me, to lell away my reproach among homies.
And in the seyth month the fairy Gabriel was laued from Gloria unto a smoke of Galilee, named Nazareth,
To a nanti charver espoused to a homie whose name was Josephine, of the lattie of Davina; and the nanti charver‘s name was Mary.
And the fairy trolled in unto her, and cackled, Hail, thou that art highly favoured, the Duchess is with thee: fabed art thou among palones.
And when she vardad her, she was troubled at her cackling, and cast in her mind what manner of salutation this should be.
And the fairy cackled unto her, Fear not, Mary: for thou hast found favour with Gloria.
And, varda, thou shalt conceive in thy womb, and parker forth a homie chavvie, and shalt screech her name Josie.
She shall be dowry, and shall be screeched the homie chavvie of the Highest: and the Duchess Gloria shall parker unto her the throne of her Auntie Davina:
And she shall reign over the lattie of Jacob for ever; and of her kingdom there shall be no end.
Then cackled Mary unto the fairy, How shall this be, vardaing I know not a homie?
And the fairy answered and cackled unto her, The Fantabulosa Fairy shall troll upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that fabulosa fakement which shall be born of thee shall be screeched the homie chavvie of Gloria.
And, varda, thy cousin Elisabeth, she hath also conceived a homie chavvie in her badgeness: and this is the seyth month with her, who was screeched barren.
For with Gloria nishter shall be impossible.
And Mary cackled, varda the famble palone of the Duchess; be it unto me according to thy lav. And the fairy trolled off from her.
And Mary arose in those days, and trolled into the hill country with haste, into a smoke of Juda;
And entered into the lattie of Zacharias, and saluted Elisabeth.
Any road up, that, when Elisabeth aunt nelled the salutation of Mary, the chavvy leaped in her womb; and Elisabeth was filled with the Fantabulosa Fairy:
And she cackled out with a loud cackling fakement, and cackled, fabed art thou among palones, and fabed is the fruit of thy womb.
And whence is this to me, that the mother of my Duchess should troll to me?
For, lo, as soon as the cackling fakement of thy salutation sounded in mine aunt nelly cheats, the chavvy leaped in my womb for joy.
And fabed is she that believed: for there shall be a performance of those fakements which were cackled her from the Duchess.
And Mary cackled, My nishta lucoddy doth magnify the Duchess,
And my Fairy hath rejoiced in Gloria my Saviour.
For she hath regarded the low estate of her handmaiden: for, varda, from henceforth all chavvies shall screech me fabed.
For she that is dowry butch hath done to me dowry fakements; and fabulosa is her name.
And her mercy is on them that fear her from generation to generation.
She hath shewed butchness with her arm; she hath scattered the proud in the imagination of their thumping cheats.
She hath put down the dowry butch from their seats, and exalted them of low degree.
She hath filled the hungry with bona fakements; and the rich she hath laued empty away.
She hath holpen her serving homie Israel, in remembrance of her mercy;
As she cackled to our aunties, to Abraham, and to her maria for ever.
And Mary letted with her about trey months, and trolled back to her own lattie.
Now Elisabeth’s full time trolled that she should be laued; and she brought forth a homie chavvie.
And her neighbours and her cousins aunt nelled how the Duchess had shewed dowry mercy upon her; and they rejoiced with her.
Any road up, that on the otterth journo they trolled to circumcise the chavvie; and they screeched her Zacharias, after the name of her Auntie.
And her mother answered and cackled, Not so; but she shall be screeched Jane.
And they cackled unto her, There is none of thy kindred that is screeched by this name.
And they made signs to her Auntie, how she would have her screeched.
And she asked for a screeving table, and screeved, cackling, her name is Jane. And they marvelled all.
And her screech was opened immediately, and her polari loosed, and she cackled, and praised Gloria.
And fear trolled on all that letted round about them: and all these sayings were noised abroad throughout all the hill country of Judaea.
And all they that aunt nelled them laued them up in their thumping cheats, cackling, What manner of chavvie shall this be! And the famble of the Duchess was with her.
And her Auntie Zacharias was filled with the Fantabulosa Fairy, and prophesied, cackling,
Fabed be the Duchess Gloria of Israel; for she hath visited and redeemed her homies and palones,
And hath raised up an colin of salvation for us in the lattie of her serving homie Davina;
As she cackled by the screech of her fabulosa prophets, which have been since the world began:
That we should be saved from our enemies, and from the famble of all that hate us;
To perform the mercy promised to our aunties, and to remember her fabulosa covenant;
The oath which she sware to our Auntie Abraham,
That she would grant unto us, that we being laued out of the famble of our enemies might serve her nanti fear,
In holiness and bonaness before her, all the days of our life.
And thou, chavvie, shalt be screeched the prophet of the Highest: for thou shalt troll before the eke of the Duchess to prepare her ways;
To parker knowledge of salvation unto her homies and palones by the remission of their kertervers,
Through the tender mercy of our Gloria; whereby the dayspring from on high hath visited us,
To parker sparkle to them that lett in munge and in the shadow of carking it, to guide our plates into the way of peace.
And the chavvie grew, and waxed butch in Fairy, and was in the deserts till the journo of her shewing unto Israel.

Chapter 2

Any road up in those days, that there trolled out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.
(And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria. )
And all trolled to be taxed, every una into her own smoke.
And Josephine also trolled up from Galilee, out of the smoke of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the smoke of Davina, which is screeched Bethlehem; (because she was of the lattie and lineage of Davina🙂
To be taxed with Mary her espoused palone affair, being dowry up the duff.
And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be laued.
And she brought forth her firstborn homie chavvie, and wrapped her in swaddling zhoosh, and laued her in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.
And there were in the same country shepherds letting in the field, keeping varda over their flock by nochy.
And, lo, the fairy of the Duchess trolled upon them, and the fabeness of the Duchess shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
And the fairy cackled unto them, Fear not: for, varda, I parker you bona tidings of dowry joy, which shall be to all homies and palones.
For unto you is born this journo in the smoke of Davina a Saviour, which is Crystal the Duchess.
And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the chavvy wrapped in swaddling zhoosh, lying in a manger.
And suddenly there was with the fairy a multitude of the heavenly host praising Gloria, and cackling,
Fabeness to Gloria in the highest, and on earth peace, bona will toward homies.
Any road up, as the fairies were trolled away from them into heaven, the shepherds cackled una to another, Let us now troll even unto Bethlehem, and varda this fakement which is troll to pass, which the Duchess hath made known unto us.
And they trolled with haste, and found Mary, and Josephine, and the chavvy lying in a manger.
And when they had vardad it, they made known abroad the cackling which was cackled them concerning this chavvie.
And all they that aunt nelled it wondered at those fakements which were cackled them by the shepherds.
But Mary kept all these fakements, and pondered them in her thumping cheat.
And the shepherds trolled back, glorifying and praising Gloria for all the fakements that they had aunt nelled and vardad, as it was cackled unto them.
And when say dooe days were accomplished for the circumcising of the chavvie, her name was screeched Josie, which was so named of the fairy before she was conceived in the womb.
And when the days of her purification according to the law of Maureen were accomplished, they brought her to Jerusalem, to present her to the Duchess;
(As it is screeved in the law of the Duchess, Every omee that openeth the womb shall be screeched fabulosa to the Duchess😉
And to offer a parker according to that which is cackled in the law of the Duchess, A pair of turtledoves, or dewey bean pigeons.
And, varda, there was a homie in Jerusalem, whose name was Simeon; and the same homie was just and devout, waiting for the consolation of Israel: and the Fantabulosa Fairy was upon her.
And it was revealed unto her by the Fantabulosa Fairy, that she should not varda carking it, before she had vardad the Duchess‘s Crystal.
And she trolled by the Fairy into the holy carsey: and when the parents brought in the chavvie Josie, to do for her after the custom of the law,
Then lelled she her up in her arms, and fabed Gloria, and cackled,
Duchess, now lettest thou thy serving homie troll off in peace, according to thy lav:
For mine ogles have vardad thy salvation,
Which thou hast prepared before the eke of all homies and palones;
A sparkle to lighten the nishta kosher homies, and the fabeness of thy homies and palones Israel.
And Josephine and her mother marvelled at those fakements which were cackled of her.
And Simeon fabed them, and cackled unto Mary her mother, varda, this chavvie is set for the fall and rising again of many in Israel; and for a sign which shall be cackled against;
(any road up, a dowry efink shall pierce through thy own nishta lucoddy also,) that the thoughts of many thumping cheats may be revealed.
And there was una Anna, a prophetess, the palone chavvie of Phanuel, of the tribe of Aser: she was of a dowry age, and had lived with an homie affair setter years from her virginity;
And she was a widow of about fourscore and quarter years, which trolled off not from the holy carsey, but served Gloria with nishta manjarryings and meshigener mutterings nochy and journo.
And she trolling in that instant parkered thanks likewise unto the Duchess, and cackled of her to all them that looked for redemption in Jerusalem.
And when they had performed all fakements according to the law of the Duchess, they trolled back into Galilee, to their own smoke Nazareth.
And the chavvie grew, and waxed butch in Fairy, filled with wisdom: and the gracie of Gloria was upon her.
Now her parents trolled to Jerusalem every year at the dowry munjarlee of the trollover.
And when she was kenza years badge, they trolled up to Jerusalem after the custom of the dowry munjarlee.
And when they had fulfilled the days, as they trolled back, the chavvie Josie tarried behind in Jerusalem; and Josephine and her mother knew not of it.
But they, supposing her to have been in the company, trolled a journo‘s journey; and they sought her among their kinsfolk and acquaintance.
And when they found her not, they turned back again to Jerusalem, seeking her.
Any road up, that after trey days they found her in the holy carsey, sitting in the midst of the crocuses, both hearing them, and asking them questions.
And all that aunt nelled her were gobsmacked at her understanding and answers.
And when they vardad her, they were gobsmacked: and her mother cackled unto her, homie chavvie, why hast thou thus dealt with us? varda, thy Auntie and I have sought thee sorrowing.
And she cackled unto them, How is it that ye sought me? wist ye not that I must be about my Auntie‘s business?
And they understood not the cackling which she cackled unto them.
And she trolled down with them, and trolled to Nazareth, and was subject unto them: but her mother kept all these sayings in her thumping cheat.
And Josie increased in wisdom and stature, and in favour with Gloria and homie.

Chapter 3

Now in the fifteenth year of the reign of Tiberius Caesar, Pontius Pilate being governor of Judaea, and Herod being tetrarch of Galilee, and her sister Phyllis tetrarch of Ituraea and of the region of Trachonitis, and Lysanias the tetrarch of Abilene,
Annas and Caiaphas being the high godly homies, the lav of Gloria trolled unto Jane the homie chavvie of Zacharias in the nishta smoke.
And she trolled into all the country about Jordan, cackling the baptism of repentance for the remission of kertervers;
As it is screeved in the glossy of the lavs of Esaias the prophet, cackling, The cackling fakement of una screeching in the nishta smoke, Prepare ye the way of the Duchess, make her paths hettie.
Every valley shall be filled, and every mountain and hill shall be brought low; and the bent shall be made hettie, and the rough ways shall be made smooth;
And all flesh shall varda the salvation of Gloria.
Then cackled she to the multitude that trolled forth to be baptized of her, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to scarper from the wrath to troll?
Parker forth therefore fruits bona of repentance, and begin not to cackle within yourselves, We have Abraham to our Auntie: for I cackle unto you, That Gloria is able of these stones to raise up chavvies unto Abraham.
And now also the axe is laued unto the root of the trees: every tree therefore which parkereth not forth bona fruit is hewn down, and cast into the binco fakement.
And the homies and palones asked her, cackling, What shall we do then?
She answereth and cackleth unto them, she that hath dewey coats, let her impart to her that hath none; and she that hath carnish, let her do likewise.
Then trolled also landladies to be baptized, and cackled unto her, Master, what shall we do?
And she cackled unto them, Exact nishta than that which is appointed you.
And the butch homies likewise demanded of her, cackling, And what shall we do? And she cackled unto them, Do slapping to no homie, nishta accuse any falsely; and be content with your parkering ninty.
And as the homies and palones were in expectation, and all homies mused in their thumping cheats of Jane, whether she were the Crystal, or not;
Jane answered, cackling unto them all, I indeed baptize you with aqua; but una mightier than I trolleth, the latchet of whose slingbacks I am not bona to unloose: she shall baptize you with the Fantabulosa Fairy and with binco fakement:
Whose fan is in her famble, and she will throughly purge her floor, and will gather the wheat into her garner; but the chaff she will burn with binco fakement unquenchable.
And many other fakements in her exhortation cackled she unto the homies and palones.
But Herod the tetrarch, being reproved by her for Herodias her sister Phyllis‘s palone affair, and for all the nanas which Herod had done,
Added yet this above all, that she shut up Jane in charpering carsey.
Now when all the homies and palones were baptized, it trolled to pass, that Josie also being baptized, and praying, the heaven was opened,
And the Fantabulosa Fairy trolled down in a bodily shape like a dove upon her, and a cackling fakement trolled from heaven, which cackled, Thou art my beloved homie chavvie; in thee I am well pleased.
And Josie himself began to be about trey dacha years of age, being (as was supposed) the homie chavvie of Josephine, which was the homie chavvie of Heli,
Which was the homie chavvie of Matthat, which was the homie chavvie of Levi, which was the homie chavvie of Melchi, which was the homie chavvie of Janna, which was the homie chavvie of Josephine,
Which was the homie chavvie of Mattathias, which was the homie chavvie of Amos, which was the homie chavvie of Naum, which was the homie chavvie of Esli, which was the homie chavvie of Nagge,
Which was the homie chavvie of Maath, which was the homie chavvie of Mattathias, which was the homie chavvie of Semei, which was the homie chavvie of Josephine, which was the homie chavvie of Juda,
Which was the homie chavvie of Joanna, which was the homie chavvie of Rhesa, which was the homie chavvie of Zorobabel, which was the homie chavvie of Salathiel, which was the homie chavvie of Neri,
Which was the homie chavvie of Melchi, which was the homie chavvie of Addi, which was the homie chavvie of Cosam, which was the homie chavvie of Elmodam, which was the homie chavvie of Er,
Which was the homie chavvie of Jose, which was the homie chavvie of Eliezer, which was the homie chavvie of Jorim, which was the homie chavvie of Matthat, which was the homie chavvie of Levi,
Which was the homie chavvie of Simeon, which was the homie chavvie of Juda, which was the homie chavvie of Josephine, which was the homie chavvie of Jonan, which was the homie chavvie of Eliakim,
Which was the homie chavvie of Melea, which was the homie chavvie of Menan, which was the homie chavvie of Mattatha, which was the homie chavvie of Nathan, which was the homie chavvie of Davina,
Which was the homie chavvie of Jesse, which was the homie chavvie of Obed, which was the homie chavvie of Booz, which was the homie chavvie of Salmon, which was the homie chavvie of Naasson,
Which was the homie chavvie of Aminadab, which was the homie chavvie of Aram, which was the homie chavvie of Esrom, which was the homie chavvie of Phares, which was the homie chavvie of Juda,
Which was the homie chavvie of Jacob, which was the homie chavvie of Isaac, which was the homie chavvie of Abraham, which was the homie chavvie of Thara, which was the homie chavvie of Nachor,
Which was the homie chavvie of Saruch, which was the homie chavvie of Ragau, which was the homie chavvie of Phalec, which was the homie chavvie of Heber, which was the homie chavvie of Sala,
Which was the homie chavvie of Cainan, which was the homie chavvie of Arphaxad, which was the homie chavvie of Sem, which was the homie chavvie of Noe, which was the homie chavvie of Lamech,
Which was the homie chavvie of Mathusala, which was the homie chavvie of Enoch, which was the homie chavvie of Jared, which was the homie chavvie of Maleleel, which was the homie chavvie of Cainan,
Which was the homie chavvie of Enos, which was the homie chavvie of Seth, which was the homie chavvie of Adam, which was the homie chavvie of Gloria.

Chapter 4

And Josie being full of the Fantabulosa Fairy trolled back from Jordan, and was led by the Fairy into the nishta smoke,
Being quarter dacha days tempted of the devil. And in those days she did jarry nishter: and when they were ended, she afterward hungered.
And the devil cackled unto her, If thou be the homie chavvie of Gloria, command this stone that it be made pannan.
And Josie answered her, cackling, It is screeved, That homie shall not live by pannan alone, but by every lav of Gloria.
And the devil, taking her up into an high mountain, shewed unto her all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time.
And the devil cackled unto her, All this power will I parker thee, and the fabeness of them: for that is laued unto me; and to whomsoever I will I parker it.
If thou therefore wilt worship me, all shall be thine.
And Josie answered and cackled unto her, Get her: for it is screeved, Thou shalt worship the Duchess thy Gloria, and her only shalt thou serve.
And she brought her to Jerusalem, and set her on a pinnacle of the holy carsey, and cackled unto her, If thou be the homie chavvie of Gloria, cast thyself down from hence:
For it is screeved, she shall parker her fairies charge over thee, to keep thee:
And in their fambles they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy plate against a stone.
And Josie answering cackled unto her, It is cackled, nishta tempt the Duchess thy Gloria.
And when the devil had ended all the temptation, she trolled off from her for a season.
And Josie trolled back in the power of the Fairy into Galilee: and there trolled out a fame of her through all the region round about.
And she taught in their synagogues, being glorified of all.
And she trolled to Nazareth, where she had been brought up: and, as her custom was, she trolled into the synagogue on the sabbath journo, and stood up for to varda the lavs.
And there was laued unto her the glossy of the prophet Esaias. And when she had opened the glossy, she found the place where it was screeved,
The Fairy of the Duchess is upon me, because she hath anointed me to cackle the gossip to the nanti dinarly; she hath laued me to heal the brokenhearted, to cackle deliverance to the captives, and recovering of vardaing to the nanti varda, to set at liberty them that are bruised,
To cackle the acceptable year of the Duchess.
And she closed the glossy, and she parkered it again to the minister, and sat down. And the ogles of all them that were in the synagogue were fastened on her.
And she began to cackle unto them, This journo is this glossy fulfilled in your aunt nelly cheats.
And all bare her varda-ing fakement, and wondered at the bona lavs which proceeded out of her screech. And they cackled, Is not this Josephine‘s homie chavvie?
And she cackled unto them, Ye will surely cackle unto me this proverb, crocus, heal thyself: whatsoever we have aunt nelled done in Capernaum, do also here in thy country.
And she cackled, Verily I cackle unto you, No prophet is accepted in her own country.
But I cackle you of a truth, many widows were in Israel in the days of Elias, when the heaven was shut up trey years and sey months, when dowry nix munjarlee was throughout all the land;
But unto none of them was Elias laued, save unto Sarepta, a smoke of Sidon, unto a palone that was a widow.
And many lepers were in Israel in the time of Eliseus the prophet; and none of them was cleansed, saving Naaman the Syrian.
And all they in the synagogue, when they aunt nelled these fakements, were filled with wrath,
And rose up, and thrust her out of the smoke, and led her unto the brow of the hill whereon their smoke was built, that they might cast her down headlong.
But she passing through the midst of them trolled her way,
And trolled down to Capernaum, a smoke of Galilee, and taught them on the sabbath days.
And they were gobsmacked at her doctrine: for her lav was with power.
And in the synagogue there was a homie, which had a Fairy of an nanti sparkle devil, and screeched out with a loud cackling fakement,
Cackling, Let us alone; what have we to do with thee, thou Josie of Nazareth? art thou troll to battyfang us? I know thee who thou art; the fabulosa una of Gloria.
And Josie rebuked her, cackling, Hold thy peace, and troll out of her. And when the devil had thrown her in the midst, she trolled out of her, and hurt her not.
And they were all gobsmacked, and cackled among themselves, cackling, What a lav is this! for with authority and power she commandeth the nanti sparkle fairies, and they troll out.
And the fame of her trolled out into every place of the country round about.
And she arose out of the synagogue, and entered into Simone‘s lattie. And Simone‘s palone affair‘s mother was lelled with a dowry fever; and they besought her for her.
And she stood over her, and rebuked the fever; and it dry her: and immediately she arose and ministered unto them.
Now when the sun was setting, all they that had any sick with divers diseases brought them unto her; and she laued her fambles on every una of them, and healed them.
And devils also trolled out of many, screeching out, and cackling, Thou art Crystal the homie chavvie of Gloria. And she rebuking them suffered them not to cackle: for they knew that she was Crystal.
And when it was journo, she trolled off and trolled into a desert place: and the homies and palones sought her, and trolled unto her, and stayed her, that she should not troll off from them.
And she cackled unto them, I must cackle the kingdom of Gloria to other smokes also: for therefore am I laued.
And she cackled in the synagogues of Galilee.

Chapter 5

Any road up, that, as the homies and palones pressed upon her to aunt nell the lav of Gloria, she stood by the lake of Gennesaret,
And vardad dewey latties on water standing by the lake: but the sea queens were trolled out of them, and were washing their nets.
And she entered into una of the latties on water, which was Simone‘s, and prayed her that she would thrust out a bijou from the land. And she sat down, and taught the homies and palones out of the lattie on water.
Now when she had dry speaking, she cackled unto Simone, Launch out into the deep, and let down your nets for a draught.
And Simone answering cackled unto her, Master, we have toiled all the nochy, and have lelled nishter: any road up at thy lav I will let down the net.
And when they had this done, they inclosed a dowry multitude of fishes: and their net brake.
And they beckoned unto their partners, which were in the other lattie on water, that they should troll and help them. And they trolled, and filled both the latties on water, so that they began to sink.
When Simone Petra vardad it, she fell down at Josie‘ knees, cackling, sling yer hook; for I am a sinful homie, O Duchess.
For she was gobsmacked, and all that were with her, at the draught of the fishes which they had lelled:
And so was also James, and Jane, the homie chavvies of Zebedee, which were partners with Simone. And Josie cackled unto Simone, Fear not; from henceforth thou shalt catch homies.
And when they had brought their latties on water to land, they forsook all, and trolled after her.
Any road up, when she was in a certain smoke, varda a homie full of leprosy: who vardaing Josie fell on her eke, and besought her, cackling, Duchess, if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean.
And she put forth her famble, and reefed her, cackling, I will: be thou clean. And immediately the leprosy trolled off from her.
And she charged her to cackle no homie: but troll, and shew thyself to the godly homie, and offer for thy cleansing, according as Maureen commanded, for a testimony unto them.
But so dowry the more trolled there a fame abroad of her: and dowry multitudes trolled together to aunt nell, and to be healed by her of their infirmities.
And she withdrew himself into the nishta smoke, and prayed.
Any road up on a certain journo, as she was teaching, that there were lily laws and crocuses of the law sitting by, which were troll out of every town of Galilee, and Judaea, and Jerusalem: and the power of the Duchess was present to heal them.
And, varda, homies brought in a bed a homie which was lelled with a palsy: and they sought means to parker her in, and to lett her before her.
And when they could not find by what way they might parker her in because of the multitude, they trolled upon the housetop, and let her down through the tiling with her couch into the midst before Josie.
And when she vardad their faith, she cackled unto her, homie, thy kertervers are forgiven thee.
And the betty bracelets and the lily laws began to reason, cackling, Who is this which cackleth billingsgates? Who can forgive kertervers, but Gloria alone?
But when Josie perceived their thoughts, she answering cackled unto them, What reason ye in your thumping cheats?
Whether is easier, to cackle, Thy kertervers be forgiven thee; or to cackle, Rise up and mince?
But that ye may know that the homie chavvie of homie hath power upon earth to forgive kertervers, (she cackled unto the sick of the palsy,) I cackle unto thee, Arise, and lell up thy couch, and troll into thine lattie.
And immediately she rose up before them, and lelled up that whereon she lett, and trolled off to her own lattie, glorifying Gloria.
And they were all gobsmacked, and they glorified Gloria, and were filled with fear, cackling, We have vardad strange fakements to journo.
And after these fakements she trolled forth, and vardad a landlady, named Levi, sitting at the receipt of custom: and she cackled unto her, troll after me.
And she dry all, rose up, and trolled after her.
And Levi made her a dowry dowry munjarlee in her own lattie: and there was a dowry company of landladies and of others that sat down with them.
But their betty bracelets and lily laws murmured against her disciples, cackling, Why do ye jarry and buvare with landladies and kerterverers?
And Josie answering cackled unto them, They that are whole need not a crocus; but they that are sick.
I trolled not to screech the bona, but kerterverers to repentance.
And they cackled unto her, Why do the disciples of Jane nishta manjarry often, and make meshigener mutterings, and likewise the disciples of the lily laws; but thine jarry and buvare?
And she cackled unto them, Can ye make the chavvies of the bridechamber nishta manjarry, while the bridegroom is with them?
But the days will troll, when the bridegroom shall be lelled away from them, and then shall they nishta manjarry in those days.
And she cackled also a parable unto them; No homie laueth a piece of a new frock upon an badge; if otherwise, then both the new maketh a rent, and the piece that was lelled out of the new agreeth not with the badge.
And no homie laueth new sherry into badge schooners; else the new sherry will burst the schooners, and be spilled, and the schooners shall perish.
But new sherry must be put into new schooners; and both are preserved.
No homie also having bevvied badge sherry straightway desireth new: for she cackleth, The badge is benar.

Chapter 6

Any road up on the second sabbath after the first, that she trolled through the corn fields; and her disciples plucked the aunt nelly cheats of corn, and did jarry, rubbing them in their fambles.
And certain of the lily laws cackled unto them, Why do ye that which is not lawful to do on the sabbath days?
And Josie answering them cackled, Have ye not varda the lavs so dowry as this, what Davina did, when himself was an hungred, and they which were with her;
How she trolled into the lattie of Gloria, and did lell and jarry the shewbread, and parkered also to them that were with her; which it is not lawful to jarry but for the godly homies alone?
And she cackled unto them, That the homie chavvie of homie is Duchess also of the sabbath.
Any road up also on another sabbath, that she entered into the synagogue and taught: and there was a homie whose sweet martini was withered.
And the betty bracelets and lily laws watched her, whether she would heal on the sabbath journo; that they might find an accusation against her.
But she knew their thoughts, and cackled to the homie which had the withered famble, Rise up, and stand forth in the midst. And she arose and stood forth.
Then cackled Josie unto them, I will ask you una fakement; Is it lawful on the sabbath days to do bona, or to do nana? to save life, or to battyfang it?
And looking round about upon them all, she cackled unto the homie, Stretch forth thy famble. And she did so: and her famble was restored whole as the other.
And they were filled with meshigener; and dished the dirt una with another what they might do to Josie.
Any road up in those days, that she trolled out into a mountain to pray, and continued all nochy in meshigener muttering to Gloria.
And when it was journo, she screeched unto her her disciples: and of them she chose kenza, whom also she named apostles;
Simone, (whom she also named Petra,) and Andrea her sister, James and Jane, Phyllis and Bartholomew,
Matilda and Thomas, James the homie chavvie of Alphaeus, and Simone screeched Zelotes,
And Judas the sister of James, and Judas Iscariot, which also was the traitor.
And she trolled down with them, and stood in the plain, and the company of her disciples, and a dowry multitude of homies and palones out of all Judaea and Jerusalem, and from the sea coast of Tyre and Sidon, which trolled to aunt nell her, and to be healed of their diseases;
And they that were vexed with nanti sparkle fairies: and they were healed.
And the whole multitude sought to reef her: for there trolled virtue out of her, and healed them all.
And she lifted up her ogles on her disciples, and cackled, fabed be ye nanti dinarly: for yours is the kingdom of Gloria.
Fabed are ye that hunger now: for ye shall be filled. Fabed are ye that parnie now: for ye shall titter.
Fabed are ye, when homies shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as nana, for the homie chavvie of homie‘s sake.
Rejoice ye in that journo, and leap for joy: for, varda, your parkering is dowry in heaven: for in the like manner did their aunties unto the prophets.
But woe unto you that are rich! for ye have lalled your consolation.
Woe unto you that are full! for ye shall hunger. Woe unto you that titter now! for ye shall mourn and parnie.
Woe unto you, when all homies shall cackle well of you! for so did their aunties to the false prophets.
But I cackle unto you which aunt nell, Love your enemies, do bona to them which hate you,
Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you.
And unto her that slappeth thee on the una cheek offer also the other; and her that lelleth away thy kapello forbid not to lell thy coat also.
Parker to every homie that asketh of thee; and of her that lelleth away thy goods ask them not again.
And as ye would that homies should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.
For if ye love them which love you, what thank have ye? for kerterverers also love those that love them.
And if ye do bona to them which do bona to you, what thank have ye? for kerterverers also do even the same.
And if ye lend to them of whom ye hope to lall, what thank have ye? for kerterverers also lend to kerterverers, to lall as dowry again.
But love ye your enemies, and do bona, and lend, hoping for nishter again; and your parkering shall be dowry, and ye shall be the chavvies of the Highest: for she is kind unto the unthankful and to the nana.
Be ye therefore merciful, as your Auntie also is merciful.
Beak not, and nanti be judged: condemn not, and nanti be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:
Parker, and it shall be parkered unto you; bona measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and trolling over, shall homies parker into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.
And she cackled a parable unto them, Can the nanti varda lead the nanti varda? shall they not both fall into the ditch?
The disciple is not above her master: but every una that is absolutely fantabulosa shall be as her master.
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy sister‘s ogle, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own ogle?
Either how canst thou cackle to thy sister, sister, let me pull out the mote that is in thine ogle, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that is in thine own ogle? Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own ogle, and then shalt thou varda clearly to pull out the mote that is in thy sister‘s ogle.
For a bona tree parkereth not forth corrupt fruit; nishta doth a corrupt tree parker forth bona fruit.
For every tree is known by her own fruit. For of thorns homies nix gather figs, nishta of a bramble bush gather they grapes.
A bona homie out of the bona gelt of her thumping cheat parkereth forth that which is bona; and an nana homie out of the nana gelt of her thumping cheat parkereth forth that which is nana: for of the abundance of the thumping cheat her screech cackleth.
And why screech ye me, Duchess, Duchess, and nix the fakements which I cackle?
Whosoever trolleth to me, and aunt nelleth my sayings, and doeth them, I will shew you to whom she is like:
She is like a homie which built an lattie, and digged deep, and laued the foundation on a rock: and when the dowry aqua arose, the stream zsa zsa-ed vehemently upon that lattie, and could not shake it: for it was founded upon a rock.
But she that aunt nelleth, and doeth not, is like a homie that nanti a foundation built an lattie upon the earth; against which the stream did zsa zsa-ed vehemently, and immediately it fell; and the ruin of that lattie was dowry.

Chapter 7

Now when she had ended all her sayings in the audience of the homies and palones, she entered into Capernaum.
And a certain centurion’s serving homie, who was dear unto her, was sick, and ready to cark it.
And when she aunt nelled of Josie, she laued unto her the fungi of the kosher homies, beseeching her that she would troll and heal her serving homie.
And when they trolled to Josie, they besought her instantly, cackling, That she was bona for whom she should do this:
For she loveth our nation, and she hath built us a synagogue.
Then Josie trolled with them. And when she was now not nishter ajax the lattie, the centurion laued bencoves to her, cackling unto her, Duchess, trouble not thyself: for I am not bona that thou shouldest enter up my lattie:
Wherefore nishta thought I myself bona to troll unto thee: but cackle in a lav, and my serving homie shall be healed.
For I also am a homie set under authority, having under me butch homies, and I cackle unto una, troll, and she goeth; and to another, troll, and she trolleth; and to my serving homie, Do this, and she doeth it.
When Josie aunt nelled these fakements, she marvelled at her, and turned her about, and cackled unto the homies and palones that trolled after her, I cackle unto you, I have not found so dowry faith, no, not in Israel.
And they that were laued, returning to the lattie, found the serving homie whole that had been sick.
Any road up the journo after, that she trolled into a smoke screeched Nain; and many of her disciples trolled with her, and dowry homies and palones.
Now when she trolled ajax to the gate of the smoke, varda, there was a stiff homie lelled out, the only homie chavvie of her mother, and she was a widow: and dowry homies and palones of the smoke was with her.
And when the Duchess vardad her, she had compassion on her, and cackled unto her, parnie not.
And she trolled and reefed the bier: and they that bare her stood still. And she cackled, bean cove, I cackle unto thee, Arise.
And she that was stiff sat up, and began to cackle. And she laued her to her mother.
And there trolled a fear on all: and they glorified Gloria, cackling, That a dowry prophet is risen up among us; and, That Gloria hath visited her homies and palones.
And this gossip of her trolled forth throughout all Judaea, and throughout all the region round about.
And the disciples of Jane shewed her of all these fakements.
And Jane calling unto her dewey of her disciples laued them to Josie, cackling, Art thou she that should troll? or varda we for another?
When the homies were troll unto her, they cackled, Jane Baptist hath laued us unto thee, cackling, Art thou she that should troll? or varda we for another?
And in that same hour she cured many of their infirmities and plagues, and of nana fairies; and unto many that were nanti varda she parkered vardaing.
Then Josie answering cackled unto them, troll your way, and cackle Jane what fakements ye have vardad and aunt nelled; how that the nanti varda varda, the nanti wallop mince, the lepers are cleansed, the nanti nellyarda aunt nell, the stiff are raised, to the nanti dinarly the gossip is cackled.
And fabed is she, whosoever shall not be offended in me.
And when the messengers of Jane were trolled off, she began to cackle unto the homies and palones concerning Jane, What trolled ye out into the nishta smoke for to varda? A reed shaken with the wind?
But what trolled ye out for to varda? A homie clothed in soft clobber? varda, they which are fabely apparelled, and live delicately, are in dowriest homies‘ courts.
But what trolled ye out for to varda? A prophet? any road up, I cackle unto you, and dowry more than a prophet.
This is she, of whom it is screeved, varda, I lau my messenger before thy eke, which shall prepare thy way before thee.
For I cackle unto you, Among those that are born of palones there is not a dowrier prophet than Jane the Baptist: but she that is nanti dowriest in the kingdom of Gloria is dowrier than she.
And all the homies and palones that aunt nelled her, and the landladies, justified Gloria, being baptized with the baptism of Jane.
But the lily laws and lawyers rejected the counsel of Gloria against themselves, being not baptized of her.
And the Duchess cackled, Whereunto then shall I liken the homies of this generation? and to what are they like?
They are like unto chavvies sitting in the marketplace, and calling una to another, and cackling, We have piped unto you, and ye have not danced; we have mourned to you, and ye have not parnied.
For Jane the Baptist trolled nishta eating pannan nishta bevvying sherry; and ye cackle, she hath a devil.
The homie chavvie of homie is troll eating and bevvying; and ye cackle, varda a gluttonous homie, and a winebibber, a bencove of landladies and kerterverers!
But wisdom is justified of all her chavvies.
And una of the lily laws fancied her that she would jarry with her. And she trolled into the lily law‘s lattie, and sat down to carnish.
And, varda, a palone in the smoke, which was a sinner, when she knew that Josie sat at carnish in the lily law‘s lattie, brought an alabaster box of ointment,
And stood at her plates behind her weeping, and began to dhobie her plates with tears, and did wipe them with the riah of her eke, and kissed her plates, and anointed them with the ointment.
Now when the lily law which had bidden her vardad it, she cackled within himself, cackling, This homie, if she were a prophet, would have known who and what manner of palone this is that reefeth her: for she is a sinner.
And Josie answering cackled unto her, Simone, I have somewhat to cackle unto thee. And she cackleth, Master, cackle on.
There was a certain creditor which had dewey debtors: the una owed chinker chenter pence, and the other chinker dacha.
And when they had nishter to pay, she frankly forgave them both. Cackle me therefore, which of them will love her most?
Simone answered and cackled, I suppose that she, to whom she forgave most. And she cackled unto her, Thou hast rightly judged.
And she turned to the palone, and cackled unto Simone, vardest thou this palone? I entered into thine lattie, thou gavest me no aqua for my plates: but she hath dhobied my plates with tears, and wiped them with the riah of her eke.
Thou gavest me no kiss: but this palone since the time I trolled in hath not ceased to kiss my plates.
My eke with lube thou didst not anoint: but this palone hath anointed my plates with ointment.
Wherefore I cackle unto thee, Her kertervers, which are many, are forgiven; for she loved dowry: but to whom bijou is forgiven, the same loveth bijou.
And she cackled unto her, Thy kertervers are forgiven.
And they that sat at carnish with her began to cackle within themselves, Who is this that forgiveth kertervers also?
And she cackled to the palone, Thy faith hath saved thee; sling yer hook.

Chapter 8

Any road up afterward, that she trolled throughout every smoke and village, cackling and shewing the glad tidings of the kingdom of Gloria: and the kenza were with her,
And certain palones, which had been healed of nana fairies and infirmities, Mary screeched Magdalene, out of whom trolled setter devils,
And Joanna the palone affair of Chuza Herod’s steward, and Susanna, and many others, which ministered unto her of their substance.
And when dowry homies and palones were gathered together, and were troll to her out of every smoke, she cackled by a parable:
A sower trolled out to sow her maria: and as she sowed, some fell by the way side; and it was minced down, and the fowls of the air devoured it.
And some fell upon a rock; and as soon as it was sprung up, it withered away, because it lacked moisture.
And some fell among thorns; and the thorns sprang up with it, and choked it.
And other fell on bona ground, and sprang up, and bare fruit an hundredfold. And when she had cackled these fakements, she screeched, she that hath aunt nelly cheats to aunt nell, let her aunt nell.
And her disciples asked her, cackling, What might this parable be?
And she cackled, Unto you it is parkered to know the mysteries of the kingdom of Gloria: but to others in parables; that vardaing they might not varda, and hearing they might not understand.
Now the parable is this: The maria is the lav of Gloria.
Those by the way side are they that aunt nell; then trolleth the devil, and lelleth away the lav out of their thumping cheats, lest they should believe and be saved.
They on the rock are they, which, when they aunt nell, lall the lav with joy; and these have no root, which for a while believe, and in time of temptation fall away.
And that which fell among thorns are they, which, when they have aunt nelled, troll forth, and are choked with cares and riches and pleasures of this life, and parker no fruit to perfection.
But that on the bona ground are they, which in an honest and bona thumping cheat, having aunt nelled the lav, keep it, and parker forth fruit with patience.
No homie, when she hath lighted a candle, covereth it with a fakement, or laueth it under a bed; but setteth it on a candlestick, that they which enter in may varda the sparkle.
For nishter is secret, that shall not be made manifest; nishta any fakement hid, that shall not be known and troll abroad.
Lell heed therefore how ye aunt nell: for whosoever hath, to her shall be parkered; and whosoever hath not, from her shall be lelled even that which she seemeth to have.
Then trolled to her her mother and her sisters, and could not troll at her for the press.
And it was cackled her by certain which cackled, Thy mother and thy sisters stand nanti, desiring to varda thee.
And she answered and cackled unto them, My mother and my sisters are these which aunt nell the lav of Gloria, and do it.
Now it trolled to pass on a certain journo, that she trolled into a lattie on water with her disciples: and she cackled unto them, Let us troll over unto the other side of the lake. And they launched forth.
But as they sailed she fell asleep: and there trolled down a storm of wind on the lake; and they were filled with aqua, and were in jeopardy.
And they trolled to her, and awoke her, cackling, Master, master, we perish. Then she arose, and rebuked the wind and the raging of the aqua: and they ceased, and there was a calm.
And she cackled unto them, Where is your faith? And they being afraid wondered, cackling una to another, What manner of homie is this! for she commandeth even the winds and aqua, and they obey her.
And they arrived at the country of the Gadarenes, which is over against Galilee.
And when she trolled forth to land, there met her out of the smoke a certain homie, which had devils long time, and ware no zhoosh, nishta letted in any lattie, but in the tombs.
When she vardad Josie, she screeched out, and fell down before her, and with a loud cackling fakement cackled, What have I to do with thee, Josie, thou homie chavvie of Gloria most high? I beseech thee, torment me not.
(For she had commanded the nanti sparkle Fairy to troll out of the homie. For oftentimes it had caught her: and she was kept bound with chains and in fetters; and she brake the bands, and was driven of the devil into the nishta smoke. )
And Josie asked her, cackling, What is thy name? And she cackled, Legion: because many devils were entered into her.
And they besought her that she would not command them to troll out into the deep.
And there was there an herd of many swine feeding on the mountain: and they besought her that she would suffer them to enter into them. And she suffered them.
Then trolled the devils out of the homie, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the lake, and were choked.
When they that fed them vardad what was done, they fled, and trolled and cackled it in the smoke and in the country.
Then they trolled out to varda what was done; and trolled to Josie, and found the homie, out of whom the devils were trolled off, sitting at the plates of Josie, clothed, and in her sweet mind: and they were afraid.
They also which vardad it cackled them by what means she that was possessed of the devils was healed.
Then the whole multitude of the country of the Gadarenes round about besought her to troll off from them; for they were lelled with dowry fear: and she trolled up into the lattie on water, and trolled back back again.
Now the homie out of whom the devils were trolled off besought her that she might be with her: but Josie laued her away, cackling,
Troll back to thine own lattie, and shew how dowry fakements Gloria hath done unto thee. And she trolled her way, and published throughout the whole smoke how dowry fakements Josie had done unto her.
Any road up, that, when Josie was trolled back, the homies and palones gladly lalled her: for they were all waiting for her.
And, varda, there trolled a homie named Jairus, and she was a ruler of the synagogue: and she fell down at Josie‘ plates, and besought her that she would troll into her lattie:
For she had una only palone chavvie, about kenza years of age, and she lett a dying. But as she trolled the homies and palones thronged her.
And a palone having an issue of blood kenza years, which had spent all her living upon physicians, nishta could be healed of any,
Trolled behind her, and reefed the border of her frock: and immediately her issue of blood stanched.
And Josie cackled, Who reefed me? When all denied, Petra and they that were with her cackled, Master, the multitude throng thee and press thee, and cackleth thou, Who reefed me?
And Josie cackled, Somebody hath reefed me: for I perceive that virtue is trolled out of me.
And when the palone vardad that she was not hid, she trolled trembling, and falling down before her, she screeched unto her before all the homies and palones for what cause she had reefed her, and how she was healed immediately.
And she cackled unto her, palone chavvie, be of bona comfort: thy faith hath made thee whole; sling yer hook.
While she yet cackled, there trolleth una from the ruler of the synagogue’s lattie, cackling to her, Thy palone chavvie is stiff; trouble not the Master.
But when Josie aunt nelled it, she answered her, cackling, Fear not: believe only, and she shall be made whole.
And when she trolled into the lattie, she suffered no homie to troll in, save Petra, and James, and Jane, and the Auntie and the mother of the maiden.
And all parnied, and bewailed her: but she cackled, parnie not; she is not stiff, but sleepeth.
And they tittered her to scorn, knowing that she was stiff.
And she put them all out, and lelled her by the famble, and screeched, cackling, Maid, arise.
And her Fairy trolled again, and she arose straightway: and she commanded to parker her carnish.
And her parents were gobsmacked: but she charged them that they should cackle no homie what was done.

Chapter 9

Then she screeched her kenza disciples together, and parkered them power and authority over all devils, and to cure diseases.
And she laued them to cackle the kingdom of Gloria, and to heal the sick.
And she cackled unto them, lell nishter for your journey, nishta staves, nishta scrip, nishta pannan, nishta dinarly; nishta have dewey coats apiece.
And whatsoever lattie ye enter into, there lett, and thence troll off.
And whosoever will not lall you, when ye troll out of that smoke, shake off the dowry dust from your plates for a testimony against them.
And they trolled off, and trolled through the towns, cackling the gossip, and healing every where.
Now Herod the tetrarch aunt nelled of all that was done by her: and she was perplexed, because that it was cackled of some, that Jane was risen from the stiff;
And of some, that Elias had appeared; and of others, that una of the badge prophets was risen again.
And Herod cackled, Jane have I beheaded: but who is this, of whom I aunt nell such fakements? And she fancied to varda her.
And the apostles, when they were trolled back, cackled her all that they had done. And she lelled them, and trolled aside privately into a desert place belonging to the smoke screeched Bethsaida.
And the homies and palones, when they knew it, trolled after her: and she lalled them, and cackled unto them of the kingdom of Gloria, and healed them that had need of healing.
And when the journo began to wear away, then trolled the kenza, and cackled unto her, lau the multitude away, that they may troll into the towns and country round about, and lodge, and get victuals: for we are here in a desert place.
But she cackled unto them, parker ye them to jarry. And they cackled, We have nishta but chinker loaves and dewey fishes; except we should troll and buy carnish for all this homies and palones.
For they were about chinker mille homies. And she cackled to her disciples, Make them lett down by fifties in a company.
And they did so, and made them all lett down.
Then she lelled the chinker loaves and the dewey fishes, and looking up to heaven, she fabed them, and brake, and parkered to the disciples to set before the multitude.
And they did jarry, and were all filled: and there was lelled up of fragments that remained to them kenza baskets.
Any road up, as she was alone praying, her disciples were with her: and she asked them, cackling, Whom cackle the homies and palones that I am?
They answering cackled, Jane the Baptist; but some cackle, Elias; and others cackle, that una of the badge prophets is risen again.
She cackled unto them, But whom cackle ye that I am? Petra answering cackled, The Crystal of Gloria.
And she hettily charged them, and commanded them to cackle no homie that fakement;
Cackling, The homie chavvie of homie must suffer many fakements, and be rejected of the fungi and dowriest godly homies and betty bracelets, and be ferricadoozed, and be raised the third journo.
And she cackled to them all, If any homie will troll after me, let her deny himself, and lell up her cross daily, and troll after me.
For whosoever will save her life shall lose it: but whosoever will lose her life for my sake, the same shall save it.
For what is a homie advantaged, if she gain the whole world, and lose himself, or be cast away?
For whosoever shall be ashamed of me and of my lavs, of her shall the homie chavvie of homie be ashamed, when she shall troll in her own fabeness, and in her Auntie‘s, and of the fabulosa fairies.
But I cackle you of a truth, there be some standing here, which shall not taste of carking it, till they varda the kingdom of Gloria.
Any road up about an say dooe days after these sayings, she lelled Petra and Jane and James, and trolled up into a mountain to pray.
And as she prayed, the fashion of her countenance was altered, and her clobber was white and glistering.
And, varda, there talked with her dewey homies, which were Maureen and Elias:
Who appeared in fabeness, and cackled of her decease which she should accomplish at Jerusalem.
But Petra and they that were with her were heavy with letty: and when they were awake, they vardad her fabeness, and the dewey homies that stood with her.
Any road up, as they trolled off from her, Petra cackled unto Josie, Master, it is bona for us to be here: and let us make trey bijoux tabernaclettes; una for thee, and una for Maureen, and una for Elias: not knowing what she cackled.
While she thus cackled, there trolled a cloud, and overshadowed them: and they feared as they entered into the cloud.
And there trolled a cackling fakement out of the cloud, cackling, This is my beloved homie chavvie: aunt nell her.
And when the cackling fakement was past, Josie was found alone. And they kept it close, and cackled no homie in those days any of those fakements which they had vardad.
Any road up, that on the next journo, when they were troll down from the hill, dowry homies and palones met her.
And, varda, a homie of the company screeched out, cackling, Master, I beseech thee, varda upon my homie chavvie: for she is mine only chavvie.
And, lo, a Fairy lelleth her, and she suddenly screecheth out; and it teareth her that she foameth again, and bruising her hardly departeth from her.
And I besought thy disciples to cast her out; and they could not.
And Josie answering cackled, O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you, and suffer you? parker thy homie chavvie hither.
And as she was yet a trolling, the devil threw her down, and tare her. And Josie rebuked the nanti sparkle Fairy, and healed the chavvie, and laued her again to her Auntie.
And they were all gobsmacked at the dowry butch power of Gloria. But while they wondered every una at all fakements which Josie did, she cackled unto her disciples,
Let these sayings sink down into your aunt nelly cheats: for the homie chavvie of homie shall be laued into the fambles of homies.
But they understood not this cackling, and it was hid from them, that they perceived it not: and they feared to ask her of that cackling.
Then there arose a reasoning among them, which of them should be dowriest.
And Josie, perceiving the thought of their thumping cheat, lelled a chavvie, and set her by her,
And cackled unto them, Whosoever shall lall this chavvie in my name receiveth me: and whosoever shall lall me receiveth her that laued me: for she that is nanti dowriest among you all, the same shall be dowry.
And Jane answered and cackled, Master, we vardad una chucking out devils in thy name; and we forbad her, because she followeth not with us.
And Josie cackled unto her, Forbid her not: for she that is not against us is for us.
Any road up, when the time was troll that she should be lalled up, she stedfastly set her eke to troll to Jerusalem,
And laued messengers before her eke: and they trolled, and entered into a village of the Samaritans, to make ready for her.
And they did not lall her, because her eke was as though she would troll to Jerusalem.
And when her disciples James and Jane vardad this, they cackled, Duchess, wilt thou that we command binco fakement to troll down from heaven, and consume them, even as Elias did?
But she turned, and rebuked them, and cackled, Ye know not what manner of Fairy ye are of.
For the homie chavvie of homie is not troll to battyfang homies‘s lives, but to save them. And they trolled to another village.
Any road up, that, as they trolled in the way, a certain homie cackled unto her, Duchess, I will troll after thee whithersoever thou trollest.
And Josie cackled unto her, Foxes have holes, and birds of the air have nests; but the homie chavvie of homie hath not where to lett her eke.
And she cackled unto another, troll after me. But she cackled, Duchess, suffer me first to troll and bury my Auntie.
Josie cackled unto her, Let the stiff bury their stiff: but troll thou and cackle the kingdom of Gloria.
And another also cackled, Duchess, I will troll after thee; but let me first troll bid them farewell, which are at home at my lattie.
And Josie cackled unto her, No homie, having put her famble to the plough, and looking back, is fit for the kingdom of Gloria.

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After these fakements the Duchess appointed other setter dacha also, and laued them dewey and dewey before her eke into every smoke and place, whither she himself would troll.
Therefore cackled she unto them, The harvest truly is dowry, but the labourers are nishta dowry: pray ye therefore the Duchess of the harvest, that she would lau forth labourers into her harvest.
Troll your ways: varda, I lau you forth as lambs among wolves.
Carry nishta purse, nishta scrip, nishta slingbacks: and salute no homie by the way.
And into whatsoever lattie ye enter, first cackle, Peace be to this lattie.
And if the homie chavvie of peace be there, your peace shall lettie upon it: if not, it shall turn to you again.
And in the same lattie remain, eating and bevvying such fakements as they parker: for the labourer is bona of her hire. Troll not from lattie to lattie.
And into whatsoever smoke ye enter, and they lall you, jarry such fakements as are set before you:
And heal the sick that are therein, and cackle unto them, The kingdom of Gloria is troll ajax unto you.
But into whatsoever smoke ye enter, and they lall you not, troll your ways out into the streets of the same, and cackle,
Even the dowry dust of your smoke, which cleaveth on us, we do wipe off against you: notwithstanding be ye sure of this, that the kingdom of Gloria is troll ajax unto you.
But I cackle unto you, that it shall be more tolerable in that journo for Sodom, than for that smoke.
Woe unto thee, Chorazin! woe unto thee, Bethsaida! for if the dowry butch works had been done in Tyre and Sidon, which have been done in you, they had a dowry while ago repented, sitting in nylon and ashes.
But it shall be more tolerable for Tyre and Sidon at the judgment, than for you.
And thou, Capernaum, which art exalted to heaven, shalt be thrust down to hell.
She that aunt nelleth you aunt nelleth me; and she that despiseth you despiseth me; and she that despiseth me despiseth her that laued me.
And the setter dacha trolled back again with joy, cackling, Duchess, even the devils are subject unto us through thy name.
And she cackled unto them, I beheld Sadie as lightning fall from heaven.
Varda, I parker unto you power to mince on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nishter shall by any means hurt you.
Notwithstanding in this rejoice not, that the fairies are subject unto you; but rather rejoice, because your names are screeved in heaven.
In that hour Josie rejoiced in Fairy, and cackled, I thank thee, O Auntie, Duchess of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these fakements from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Auntie; for so it seemed bona in thy vardaing.
All fakements are laued to me of my Auntie: and no homie knoweth who the homie chavvie is, but the Auntie; and who the Auntie is, but the homie chavvie, and she to whom the homie chavvie will reveal her.
And she turned her unto her disciples, and cackled privately, fabed are the ogles which varda the fakements that ye varda:
For I cackle you, that many prophets and dowriest homies have fancied to varda those fakements which ye varda, and have not vardad them; and to aunt nell those fakements which ye aunt nell, and have not aunt nelled them.
And, varda, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted her, cackling, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?
She cackled unto her, What is screeved in the law? how readest thou?
And she answering cackled, Thou shalt love the Duchess thy Gloria with all thy thumping cheat, and with all thy nishta lucoddy, and with all thy butchness, and with all thy mind; and thy homie ajax as thyself.
And she cackled unto her, Thou hast answered sweet: this do, and thou shalt live.
But she, willing to justify himself, cackled unto Josie, And who is my homie ajax?
And Josie answering cackled, A certain homie trolled down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among sharpering homies, which stripped her of her clobber, and wounded her, and trolled off, leaving her half stiff.
And by chance there trolled down a certain godly homie that way: and when she vardad her, she trolled by on the other side.
And likewise a Levite, when she was at the place, trolled and looked on her, and trolled by on the other side.
But a certain dorcas, as she journeyed, trolled where she was: and when she vardad her, she had compassion on her,
And trolled to her, and bound up her wounds, pouring in lube and sherry, and set her on her own beast, and brought her to an inn, and lelled care of her.
And on the morrow when she trolled off, she lelled out dewey pence, and parkered them to the host, and cackled unto her, lell care of her; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I troll again, I will repay thee.
Which now of these trey, thinkest thou, was homie ajax unto her that fell among the sharpering homies?
And she cackled, she that shewed mercy on her. Then cackled Josie unto her, troll, and do thou likewise.
Now it trolled to pass, as they trolled, that she entered into a certain village: and a certain palone named Martha lalled her into her lattie.
And she had a sister screeched Mary, which also sat at Josie‘ plates, and aunt nelled her lav.
But Martha was cumbered about dowry serving, and trolled to her, and cackled, Duchess, dost thou not care that my sister hath dry me to serve alone? bid her therefore that she help me.
And Josie answered and cackled unto her, Martha, Martha, thou art careful and troubled about many fakements:
But una fakement is needful: and Mary hath chosen that bona part, which shall not be lelled away from her.

Chapter 11

Any road up, that, as she was praying in a certain place, when she ceased, una of her disciples cackled unto her, Duchess, teach us to pray, as Jane also taught her disciples.
And she cackled unto them, When ye pray, cackle, Our Auntie which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom troll. Thy will be done, as in heaven, so in earth.
Parker us journo by journo our daily pannan.
And forgive us our kertervers; for we also forgive every una that is indebted to us. And lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from nana.
And she cackled unto them, Which of you shall have a bencove, and shall troll unto her at midnight, and cackle unto her, bencove, lend me trey loaves;
For a bencove of mine in her journey is troll to me, and I have nishter to set before her?
And she from within shall answer and cackle, Trouble me not: the door is now shut, and my chavvies are with me in bed; I cannot rise and parker thee.
I cackle unto you, Though she will not rise and parker her, because she is her bencove, yet because of her importunity she will rise and parker her as many as she needeth.
And I cackle unto you, Ask, and it shall be parkered you; charper, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.
For every una that asketh receiveth; and she that charpereth findeth; and to her that knocketh it shall be opened.
If a homie chavvie shall ask pannan of any of you that is a Auntie, will she parker her a stone? or if she ask a fish, will she for a fish parker her a serpent?
Or if she shall ask an cackle fart, will she offer her a scorpion?
If ye then, being nana, know how to parker bona gifts unto your chavvies: how dowry more shall your heavenly Auntie parker the fabulosa Fairy to them that ask her?
And she was chucking out a devil, and it was nanti polari. Any road up, when the devil was trolled out, the nanti polari cackled; and the homies and palones wondered.
But some of them cackled, she casteth out devils through Beelzebub the dowriest of the devils.
And others, tempting her, sought of her a sign from heaven.
But she, knowing their thoughts, cackled unto them, Every kingdom medzered against itself is brought to desolation; and a lattie medzered against a lattie falleth.
If Sadie also be medzered against himself, how shall her kingdom stand? because ye cackle that I cast out devils through Beelzebub.
And if I by Beelzebub cast out devils, by whom do your homie chavvies cast them out? therefore shall they be your beaks.
But if I with the lupper of Gloria cast out devils, no doubt the kingdom of Gloria is troll upon you.
When a manly alice armed keepeth her dowry lattie, her goods are in peace:
But when a butcher than she shall troll upon her, and overcome her, she lelleth from her all her armour wherein she trusted, and divideth her spoils.
She that is not with me is against me: and she that gathereth not with me scattereth.
When the nanti sparkle Fairy is trolled out of a homie, she minceth through dry places, seeking lettie; and finding none, she cackleth, I will return unto my lattie whence I trolled out.
And when she trolleth, she findeth it swept and garnished.
Then goeth she, and lelleth to her setter other fairies more naff than himself; and they enter in, and lett there: and the last state of that homie is worse than the first.
Any road up, as she cackled these fakements, a certain palone of the company lifted up her cackling fakement, and cackled unto her, fabed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.
But she cackled, any road up rather, fabed are they that aunt nell the lav of Gloria, and keep it.
And when the homies and palones were gathered thick together, she began to cackle, This is an nana generation: they charper a sign; and there shall no sign be parkered it, but the sign of Jonas the prophet.
For as Jonas was a sign unto the Ninevites, so shall also the homie chavvie of homie be to this generation.
The dowriest palone of the south shall rise up in the judgment with the homies of this generation, and condemn them: for she trolled from the utmost parts of the earth to aunt nell the wisdom of Solomon; and, varda, a dowrier than Solomon is here.
The homies of Nineve shall rise up in the judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: for they repented at the cackling of Jonas; and, varda, a dowrier than Jonas is here.
No homie, when she hath lighted a candle, laueth it in a secret place, nishta under a bushel, but on a candlestick, that they which troll in may varda the sparkle.
The sparkle of the lucoddy is the ogle: therefore when thine ogle is single, thy whole lucoddy also is full of sparkle; but when thine ogle is nana, thy lucoddy also is full of munge.
Lell heed therefore that the sparkle which is in thee be not munge.
If thy whole lucoddy therefore be full of sparkle, having no part dark, the whole shall be full of sparkle, as when the bright shining of a candle doth parker thee sparkle.
And as she cackled, a certain lily law besought her to dine with her: and she trolled in, and sat down to carnish.
And when the lily law vardad it, she marvelled that she had not first dhobied before dinner.
And the Duchess cackled unto her, Now do ye lily laws make clean the outside of the cup and the platter; but your inward part is full of ravening and naffness.
Ye fools, did not she that made that which is nanti make that which is within also?
But rather parker alms of such fakements as ye have; and, varda, all fakements are clean unto you.
But woe unto you, lily laws! for ye tithe mint and rue and all manner of herbs, and troll over judgment and the love of Gloria: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone.
Woe unto you, lily laws! for ye love the uppermost seats in the synagogues, and boyno in the bodegas.
Woe unto you, betty bracelets and lily laws, hypocrites! for ye are as graves which appear not, and the homies that mince over them are not aware of them.
Then answered una of the lawyers, and cackled unto her, Master, thus cackling thou reproachest us also.
And she cackled, Woe unto you also, ye lawyers! for ye lade homies with burdens naff to be borne, and ye yourselves reef not the burdens with una of your luppers.
Woe unto you! for ye build the sepulchres of the prophets, and your aunties ferricadozad them.
Truly ye bear varda-ing fakement that ye allow the deeds of your aunties: for they indeed ferricadozad them, and ye build their sepulchres.
Therefore also cackled the wisdom of Gloria, I will lau them prophets and apostles, and some of them they shall ferricadooza and chivvy:
That the blood of all the prophets, which was shed from the foundation of the world, may be required of this generation;
From the blood of Abel unto the blood of Zacharias which perished between the grovelling fakement and the holy carsey: verily I cackle unto you, It shall be required of this generation.
Woe unto you, lawyers! for ye have lelled away the key of knowledge: ye entered not in yourselves, and them that were entering in ye hindered.
And as she cackled these fakements unto them, the betty bracelets and the lily laws began to urge her vehemently, and to provoke her to cackle of many fakements:
Laying wait for her, and seeking to catch something out of her screech, that they might accuse her.

Chapter 12

In the mean time, when there were gathered together an innumerable multitude of homies and palones, insomuch that they trode una upon another, she began to cackle unto her disciples first of all, gardy loo ye of the leaven of the lily laws, which is hypocrisy.
For there is nishter covered, that shall not be revealed; nishta hid, that shall not be known.
Therefore whatsoever ye have cackled in munge shall be aunt nelled in the sparkle; and that which ye have cackled in the aunt nelling cheat in cottages shall be proclaimed upon the housetops.
And I cackle unto you my bencoves, Be not afraid of them that ferricadoza the lucoddy, and after that have nishta that they can do.
But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear her, which after she hath ferricadozad hath power to cast into hell; any road up, I cackle unto you, Fear her.
Are not chinker sparrows sold for dewey farthings, and not una of them is forgotten before Gloria?
But even the dowry riah of your eke are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows.
Also I cackle unto you, Whosoever shall dish me before homies, her shall the homie chavvie of homie also dish before the fairies of Gloria:
But she that denieth me before homies shall be denied before the fairies of Gloria.
And whosoever shall cackle a lav against the homie chavvie of homie, it shall be forgiven her: but unto her that billingsgateth against the Fantabulosa Fairy it shall not be forgiven.
And when they parker you unto the synagogues, and unto beaks, and powers, lell ye no thought how or what fakement ye shall answer, or what ye shall cackle:
For the Fantabulosa Fairy shall teach you in the same hour what ye ought to cackle.
And una of the company cackled unto her, Master, cackle to my sister, that she divide the inheritance with me.
And she cackled unto her, homie, who made me a beak or a divider over you?
And she cackled unto them, lell heed, and gardy loo of ogling: for a homie‘s life consisteth not in the abundance of the fakements which she possesseth.
And she cackled a parable unto them, cackling, The ground of a certain rich homie brought forth plentifully:
And she thought within himself, cackling, What shall I do, because I have no room where to bestow my fruits?
And she cackled, This will I do: I will pull down my barns, and build dowrier; and there will I bestow all my fruits and my goods.
And I will cackle to my nishta lucoddy, nishta lucoddy, thou hast dowry goods laued up for many years; lell thine ease, jarry, buvare, and be merry.
But Gloria cackled unto her, Thou bimbo, this nochy thy nishta lucoddy shall be required of thee: then whose shall those fakements be, which thou hast provided?
So is she that layeth up gelt for himself, and is not rich toward Gloria.
And she cackled unto her disciples, Therefore I cackle unto you, lell no thought for your life, what ye shall jarry; nishta for the lucoddy, what ye shall put on.
The life is more than carnish, and the lucoddy is more than clobber.
Consider the ravens: for they nishta sow nishta reap; which nishta have storehouse nishta barn; and Gloria jarrieth them: how dowry more are ye benar than the fowls?
And which of you with taking thought can add to her stature una cubit?
If ye then be not able to do that fakement which is nanti dowriest, why lell ye thought for the lettie?
Consider the lilies how they grow: they toil not, they spin not; and yet I cackle unto you, that Solomon in all her fabeness was not arrayed like una of these.
If then Gloria so clothe the grass, which is to journo in the field, and to morrow is cast into the oven; how dowry more will she clothe you, O ye of bijou faith?
And charper not ye what ye shall jarry, or what ye shall buvare, nishta be ye of doubtful mind.
For all these fakements do the nations of the world charper after: and your Auntie knoweth that ye have need of these fakements.
But rather charper ye the kingdom of Gloria; and all these fakements shall be added unto you.
Fear not, bijou flock; for it is your Auntie‘s bona pleasure to parker you the kingdom.
Sell that ye have, and parker alms; provide yourselves bags which wax not badge, a gelt in the heavens that faileth not, where no sharpering homie approacheth, nishta moth corrupteth.
For where your gelt is, there will your thumping cheat be also.
Let your loins be girded about, and your sparkles burning;
And ye yourselves like unto homies that wait for their Duchess, when she will return from the wedding; that when she trolleth and knocketh, they may open unto her immediately.
Fabed are those serving homies, whom the Duchess when she trolleth shall find watching: verily I cackle unto you, that she shall gird himself, and make them to lett down to carnish, and will troll forth and serve them.
And if she shall troll in the second varda, or troll in the third varda, and find them so, fabed are those serving homies.
And this know, that if the goodman of the lattie had known what hour the sharpering homie would troll, she would have watched, and not have suffered her lattie to be broken through.
Be ye therefore ready also: for the homie chavvie of homie trolleth at an hour when ye think not.
Then Petra cackled unto her, Duchess, cacklest thou this parable unto us, or even to all?
And the Duchess cackled, Who then is that fabulous and wise steward, whom her Duchess shall make ruler over her household, to parker them their portion of carnish in due season?
Fabed is that serving homie, whom her Duchess when she trolleth shall find so doing.
Of a truth I cackle unto you, that she will make her ruler over all that she hath.
But and if that serving homie cackle in her thumping cheat, My Duchess delayeth her trolling; and shall begin to zsa zsa-ed the homieservants and maidens, and to jarry and buvare, and to be daffy;
The Duchess of that serving homie will troll in a journo when she varda-eth not for her, and at an hour when she is not aware, and will cut her in sunder, and will appoint her her portion with the unbelievers.
And that serving homie, which knew her Duchess‘s will, and prepared not himself, nishta did according to her will, shall be beaten with many stripes.
But she that knew not, and did commit fakements bona of stripes, shall be beaten with nishta dowry stripes. For unto whomsoever dowry is parkered, of her shall be dowry required: and to whom homies have committed dowry, of her they will ask the more.
I am troll to lau binco fakement on the earth; and what will I, if it be already kindled?
But I have a baptism to be baptized with; and how am I straitened till it be accomplished!
Suppose ye that I am troll to parker peace on earth? I cackle you, Nay; but rather division:
For from henceforth there shall be chinker in una lattie medzered, trey against dewey, and dewey against trey.
The Auntie shall be medzered against the homie chavvie, and the homie chavvie against the Auntie; the mother against the palone chavvie, and the palone chavvie against the mother; the mother in law against her palone chavvie in law, and the palone chavvie in law against her mother in law.
And she cackled also to the homies and palones, When ye varda a cloud rise out of the west, straightway ye cackle, There trolleth a shower; and so it is.
And when ye varda the south wind blow, ye cackle, There will be heat; and it trolleth to pass.
Ye hypocrites, ye can discern the eke of the sky and of the earth; but how is it that ye nix discern this time?
Any road up, and why even of yourselves beak ye not what is sweet?
When thou trollest with thine adversary to the beak, as thou art in the way, parker diligence that thou mayest be laued from her; lest she hale thee to the beak, and the beak deliver thee to the officer, and the officer cast thee into charpering carsey.
I cackle thee, nishta troll off thence, till thou hast parkered the dowry last mite.

Chapter 13

There were present at that season some that cackled her of the Galilaeans, whose blood Pilate had mingled with their parkers.
And Josie answering cackled unto them, Suppose ye that these Galilaeans were kerterverers above all the Galilaeans, because they suffered such fakements?
I cackle you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.
Or those eighteen, upon whom the tower in Siloam fell, and ferricadoozaed them, think ye that they were kerterverers above all homies that letted in Jerusalem?
I cackle you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.
She cackled also this parable; A certain homie had a fig tree planted in her vineyard; and she trolled and sought fruit thereon, and found none.
Then cackled she unto the dresser of her vineyard, varda, these trey years I troll seeking fruit on this fig tree, and find none: cut it down; why cumbereth it the ground?
And she answering cackled unto her, Duchess, let it alone this year also, till I shall dig about it, and dung it:
And if it bear fruit, well: and if not, then after that thou shalt cut it down.
And she was teaching in una of the synagogues on the sabbath.
And, varda, there was a palone which had a Fairy of infirmity eighteen years, and was bowed together, and could in no wise lift up herself.
And when Josie vardad her, she screeched her to her, and cackled unto her, palone, thou art loosed from thine infirmity.
And she laued her fambles on her: and immediately she was made hettie, and glorified Gloria.
And the ruler of the synagogue answered with indignation, because that Josie had healed on the sabbath journo, and cackled unto the homies and palones, There are sey days in which homies ought to acting dickey: in them therefore troll and be healed, and not on the sabbath journo.
The Duchess then answered her, and cackled, Thou hypocrite, doth not each una of you on the sabbath loose her ox or her ass from the stall, and lead her away to watering?
And ought not this palone, being a palone chavvie of Abraham, whom Sadie hath bound, lo, these eighteen years, be loosed from this bond on the sabbath journo?
And when she had cackled these fakements, all her adversaries were ashamed: and all the homies and palones rejoiced for all the fabe fakements that were done by her.
Then cackled she, Unto what is the kingdom of Gloria like? and whereunto shall I resemble it?
It is like a grain of mustard maria, which a homie lelled, and cast into her garden; and it grew, and waxed a dowry tree; and the fowls of the air lodged in the branches of it.
And again she cackled, Whereunto shall I liken the kingdom of Gloria?
It is like leaven, which a palone lelled and hid in trey measures of meal, till the whole was leavened.
And she trolled through the smokes and villages, teaching, and journeying toward Jerusalem.
Then cackled una unto her, Duchess, are there nishta dowry that be saved? And she cackled unto them,
Strive to enter in at the hettie gate: for many, I cackle unto you, will charper to enter in, and shall not be able.
When once the master of the lattie is risen up, and hath shut to the door, and ye begin to stand nanti, and to knock at the door, cackling, Duchess, Duchess, open unto us; and she shall answer and cackle unto you, I know you not whence ye are:
Then shall ye begin to cackle, We have jarried and bevvied in thy presence, and thou hast taught in our streets.
But she shall cackle, I cackle you, I know you not whence ye are; sling yer hook, all ye workers of codness.
There shall be weeping and gnashing of hampsteads, when ye shall varda Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of Gloria, and you yourselves thrust out.
And they shall troll from the east, and from the west, and from the north, and from the south, and shall lett down in the kingdom of Gloria.
And, varda, there are last which shall be first, and there are first which shall be last.
The same journo there trolled certain of the lily laws, cackling unto her, Get thee out, and troll off hence: for Herod will ferricadoza thee.
And she cackled unto them, troll ye, and cackle that fox, varda, I cast out devils, and I do cures to journo and to morrow, and the third journo I shall be perfected.
Any road up I must mince to journo, and to morrow, and the journo following: for it cannot be that a prophet perish out of Jerusalem.
O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, which killest the prophets, and stonest them that are laued unto thee; how often would I have gathered thy chavvies together, as a hen doth gather her brood under her wings, and ye would not!
Varda, your lattie is dry unto you desolate: and verily I cackle unto you, nanti varda me, until the time troll when ye shall cackle, fabed is she that trolleth in the name of the Duchess.

Chapter 14

Any road up, as she trolled into the lattie of una of the dowriest lily laws to jarry pannan on the sabbath journo, that they watched her.
And, varda, there was a certain homie before her which had the dropsy.
And Josie answering cackled unto the lawyers and lily laws, cackling, Is it lawful to heal on the sabbath journo?
And they held their peace. And she lelled her, and healed her, and let her troll;
And answered them, cackling, Which of you shall have an ass or an ox fallen into a pit, and will not straightway pull her out on the sabbath journo?
And they could not answer her again to these fakements.
And she put forth a parable to those which were bidden, when she marked how they chose out the dowriest letties; cackling unto them.
When thou art bidden of any homie to a wedding, lett not down in the highest room; lest a more honourable homie than thou be bidden of her;
And she that bade thee and her troll and cackle to thee, parker this homie place; and thou begin with scharda to lell the lowest room.
But when thou art bidden, troll and lett down in the lowest room; that when she that bade thee trolleth, she may cackle unto thee, bencove, troll up higher: then shalt thou have worship in the presence of them that lett at carnish with thee.
For whosoever exalteth himself shall be abased; and she that humbleth himself shall be exalted.
Then cackled she also to her that bade her, When thou makest a dinner or a supper, screech not thy bencoves, nishta thy sisters, nishta thy kinsmen, nishta thy rich neighbours; lest they also bid thee again, and a recompence be made thee.
But when thou makest a dowry munjarlee, screech the nanti dinarly, the maimed, the nanti wallop, the nanti varda:
And thou shalt be fabed; for they cannot recompense thee: for thou shalt be recompensed at the resurrection of the just.
And when una of them that sat at carnish with her aunt nelled these fakements, she cackled unto her, fabed is she that shall jarry pannan in the kingdom of Gloria.
Then cackled she unto her, A certain homie made a dowry supper, and bade many:
And laued her serving homie at supper time to cackle to them that were bidden, troll; for all fakements are now ready.
And they all with una consent began to make excuse. The first cackled unto her, I have bought a piece of ground, and I must needs troll and varda it: I pray thee have me excused.
And another cackled, I have bought chinker yoke of oxen, and I troll to prove them: I pray thee have me excused.
And another cackled, I have married a palone affair, and therefore I cannot troll.
So that serving homie trolled, and shewed her Duchess these fakements. Then the master of the lattie being angry cackled to her serving homie, troll out quickly into the streets and lanes of the smoke, and parker in hither the nanti dinarly, and the maimed, and the halt, and the nanti varda.
And the serving homie cackled, Duchess, it is done as thou hast commanded, and yet there is room.
And the Duchess cackled unto the serving homie, troll out into the highways and hedges, and compel them to troll in, that my lattie may be filled.
For I cackle unto you, That none of those homies which were bidden shall taste of my supper.
And there trolled dowry multitudes with her: and she turned, and cackled unto them,
If any homie troll to me, and hate not her Auntie, and mother, and palone affair, and chavvies, and sisters, and sisters, any road up, and her own life also, she cannot be my disciple.
And whosoever doth not bear her cross, and troll after me, cannot be my disciple.
For which of you, intending to build a tower, sitteth not down first, and counteth the cost, whether she have sufficient to finish it?
Lest haply, after she hath laued the foundation, and is not able to finish it, all that varda it begin to mock her,
Cackling, This homie began to build, and was not able to finish.
Or what dowriest homie, going to make barney against another dowriest homie, sitteth not down first, and consulteth whether she be able with dacha mille to meet her that trolleth against her with dewey dacha mille?
Or else, while the other is yet a dowry way off, she sendeth an ambassage, and desireth conditions of peace.
So likewise, whosoever she be of you that forsaketh not all that she hath, she cannot be my disciple.
Salt is bona: but if the salt have lost her savour, wherewith shall it be seasoned?
It is nishta fit for the land, nishta yet for the dunghill; but homies cast it out. She that hath aunt nelly cheats to aunt nell, let her aunt nell.

Chapter 15

Then drew near unto her all the landladies and kerterverers for to aunt nell her.
And the lily laws and betty bracelets murmured, cackling, This homie receiveth kerterverers, and eateth with them.
And she cackled this parable unto them, cackling,
What homie of you, having an chenter sheep, if she lose una of them, doth not leave the nobber dacha and sey trey in the nishta smoke, and troll after that which is lost, until she find it?
And when she hath found it, she layeth it on her shoulders, rejoicing.
And when she trolleth home, she screecheth together her bencoves and neighbours, cackling unto them, Rejoice with me; for I have found my sheep which was lost.
I cackle unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over una sinner that repenteth, more than over nobber dacha and sey trey just persons, which need no repentance.
Either what palone having dacha pieces of silver, if she lose una piece, doth not sparkle a candle, and sweep the lattie, and charper diligently till she find it?
And when she hath found it, she screecheth her bencoves and her neighbours together, cackling, Rejoice with me; for I have found the piece which I had lost.
Likewise, I cackle unto you, there is joy in the presence of the fairies of Gloria over una sinner that repenteth.
And she cackled, A certain homie had dewey homie chavvies:
And the younger of them cackled to her Auntie, Auntie, parker me the portion of goods that falleth to me. And she medzered unto them her living.
And not many days after the younger homie chavvie gathered all together, and lelled her journey into a far country, and there wasted her substance with riotous living.
And when she had spent all, there arose a dowry butch nix munjarlee in that land; and she began to be in want.
And she trolled and joined himself to a citizen of that country; and she laued her into her fields to feed swine.
And she would fain have filled her belly with the husks that the swine did jarry: and no homie parkered unto her.
And when she trolled to himself, she cackled, How many hired serving homies of my Auntie‘s have pannan enough and to spare, and I perish with hunger!
I will arise and troll to my Auntie, and will cackle unto her, Auntie, I have kertervered against heaven, and before thee,
And am nishta bona to be screeched thy homie chavvie: make me as una of thy hired serving homies.
And she arose, and trolled to her Auntie. But when she was yet a dowry way off, her Auntie vardad her, and had compassion, and ran, and fell on her neck, and kissed her.
And the homie chavvie cackled unto her, Auntie, I have kertervered against heaven, and in thy vardaing, and am nishta bona to be screeched thy homie chavvie.
But the Auntie cackled to her serving homies, parker forth the best frock, and put it on her; and put a famble cheat on her famble, and slingbacks on her plates:
And parker hither the fatted calf, and ferricadoza it; and let us jarry, and be merry:
For this my homie chavvie was stiff, and is alive again; she was lost, and is found. And they began to be merry.
Now her elder homie chavvie was in the field: and as she trolled and drew ajax to the lattie, she aunt nelled musick and walloping.
And she screeched una of the serving homies, and asked what these fakements meant.
And she cackled unto her, Thy sister is troll; and thy Auntie hath ferricadozad the fatted calf, because she hath lalled her safe and sound.
And she was angry, and would not troll in: therefore trolled her Auntie out, and intreated her.
And she answering cackled to her Auntie, Lo, these many years do I serve thee, nishta transgressed I at any time thy butch lav: and yet thou never gavest me a kid, that I might make merry with my bencoves:
But as soon as this thy homie chavvie was troll, which hath devoured thy living with charvering donnas, thou hast ferricadozad for her the fatted calf.
And she cackled unto her, homie chavvie, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine.
It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy sister was stiff, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found.

Chapter 16

And she cackled also unto her disciples, There was a certain rich homie, which had a steward; and the same was accused unto her that she had wasted her goods.
And she screeched her, and cackled unto her, How is it that I aunt nell this of thee? parker an account of thy stewardship; for thou mayest be no longer steward.
Then the steward cackled within himself, What shall I do? for my Duchess lelleth away from me the stewardship: I cannot dig; to beg I am ashamed.
I am resolved what to do, that, when I am put out of the stewardship, they may lall me into their latties.
So she screeched every una of her Duchess‘s debtors unto her, and cackled unto the first, How dowry owest thou unto my Duchess?
And she cackled, An chenter measures of lube. And she cackled unto her, lell thy bill, and lett down quickly, and screeve chinker dacha.
Then cackled she to another, And how dowry owest thou? And she cackled, An chenter measures of wheat. And she cackled unto her, lell thy bill, and screeve fourscore.
And the Duchess commended the unjust steward, because she had done wisely: for the chavvies of this world are in their generation wiser than the chavvies of sparkle.
And I cackle unto you, Make to yourselves bencoves of the mammon of unrighteousness; that, when ye fail, they may lall you into everlasting habitations.
She that is fabulous in that which is nanti dowriest is fabulous also in dowry: and she that is unjust in the nanti dowriest is unjust also in dowry.
If therefore ye have not been fabulous in the unrighteous mammon, who will commit to your trust the true riches?
And if ye have not been fabulous in that which is another homie‘s, who shall parker you that which is your own?
No serving homie can serve dewey masters: for either she will hate the una, and love the other; or else she will hold to the una, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve Gloria and mammon.
And the lily laws also, who were covetous, aunt nelled all these fakements: and they derided her.
And she cackled unto them, Ye are they which justify yourselves before homies; but Gloria knoweth your thumping cheats: for that which is highly esteemed among homies is dowry cod in the vardaing of Gloria.
The law and the prophets were until Jane: since that time the kingdom of Gloria is cackled, and every homie presseth into it.
And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than una tittle of the law to fail.
Whosoever laueth away her palone affair, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her homie affair committeth adultery.
There was a certain rich homie, which was clothed in purple and bona lycra, and fared sumptuously every journo:
And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laued at her gate, full of sores,
And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich homie‘s table: moreover the dogs trolled and licked her sores.
Any road up, that the beggar carked it, and was lelled by the fairies into Abraham’s bosom: the rich homie also carked it, and was buried;
And in hell she lift up her ogles, being in torments, and vardaeth Abraham nishta ajax off, and Lazarus in her bosom.
And she screeched and cackled, Auntie Abraham, have mercy on me, and lau Lazarus, that she may dip the tip of her lupper in aqua, and cool my polari; for I am tormented in this flame.
But Abraham cackled, homie chavvie, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy bona fakements, and likewise Lazarus nana fakements: but now she is comforted, and thou art tormented.
And beside all this, between us and you there is a dowry gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; nishta can they pass to us, that would troll from thence.
Then she cackled, I pray thee therefore, Auntie, that thou wouldest lau her to my Auntie‘s lattie:
For I have chinker sisters; that she may testify unto them, lest they also troll into this place of torment.
Abraham cackleth unto her, They have Maureen and the prophets; let them aunt nell them.
And she cackled, Nay, Auntie Abraham: but if una trolled unto them from the stiff, they will repent.
And she cackled unto her, If they aunt nell not Maureen and the prophets, nishta will they be persuaded, though una rose from the stiff.

Chapter 17

Then cackled she unto the disciples, It is impossible but that offences will troll: but woe unto her, through whom they troll!
It were benar for her that a millstone were hanged about her neck, and she cast into the sea, than that she should offend una of these bijou ones.
Lell heed to yourselves: If thy sister caterver against thee, rebuke her; and if she repent, forgive her.
And if she caterver against thee setter times in a journo, and setter times in a journo turn again to thee, cackling, I repent; thou shalt forgive her.
And the apostles cackled unto the Duchess, Increase our faith.
And the Duchess cackled, If ye had faith as a grain of mustard maria, ye might cackle unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey you.
But which of you, having a serving homie plowing or feeding cattle, will cackle unto her by and by, when she is troll from the field, troll and lett down to carnish?
And will not rather cackle unto her, Make ready wherewith I may bevvy, and gird thyself, and serve me, till I have jarried and daffy; and afterward thou shalt jarry and buvare?
Doth she thank that serving homie because she did the fakements that were commanded her? I trow not.
So likewise ye, when ye shall have done all those fakements which are commanded you, cackle, We are unprofitable serving homies: we have done that which was our duty to do.
Any road up, as she trolled to Jerusalem, that she passed through the midst of Samaria and Galilee.
And as she entered into a certain village, there met her dacha homies that were lepers, which stood nishta ajax off:
And they lifted up their voices, and cackled, Josie, Master, have mercy on us.
And when she vardad them, she cackled unto them, troll shew yourselves unto the godly homies. Any road up, that, as they trolled, they were cleansed.
And una of them, when she vardad that she was healed, turned back, and with a loud cackling fakement glorified Gloria,
And fell down on her eke at her plates, giving her thanks: and she was a dorcas.
And Josie answering cackled, Were there not dacha cleansed? but where are the sey trey?
There are not found that trolled back to parker fabeness to Gloria, save this stranger.
And she cackled unto her, Arise, troll thy way: thy faith hath made thee whole.
And when she was demanded of the lily laws, when the kingdom of Gloria should troll, she answered them and cackled, The kingdom of Gloria trolleth not with observation:
Nishta shall they cackle, Lo here! or, lo there! for, varda, the kingdom of Gloria is within you.
And she cackled unto the disciples, The days will troll, when ye shall fancy to varda una of the days of the homie chavvie of homie, and nanti varda it.
And they shall cackle to you, varda here; or, varda there: troll not after them, nishta troll after them.
For as the lightning, that lighteneth out of the una part under heaven, shineth unto the other part under heaven; so shall also the homie chavvie of homie be in her journo.
But first must she suffer many fakements, and be rejected of this generation.
And as it was in the days of Noe, so shall it be also in the days of the homie chavvie of homie.
They did jarry, they drank, they married palone affairs, they were parkered in marriage, until the journo that Noe entered into the bijou arkette, and the dowry aqua trolled, and battyfanged them all.
Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did jarry, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded;
But the same journo that Lot trolled out of Sodom it rained binco fakement and brimstone from heaven, and battyfanged them all.
Even thus shall it be in the journo when the homie chavvie of homie is revealed.
In that journo, she which shall be upon the housetop, and her stuff in the lattie, let her not troll down to lell it away: and she that is in the field, let her likewise not return back.
Remember Lot’s palone affair.
Whosoever shall charper to save her life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose her life shall preserve it.
I cackle you, in that nochy there shall be dewey homies in una bed; the una shall be lelled, and the other shall be dry.
Dewey palones shall be grinding together; the una shall be lelled, and the other dry.
Dewey homies shall be in the field; the una shall be lelled, and the other dry.
And they answered and cackled unto her, Where, Duchess? And she cackled unto them, Wheresoever the lucoddy is, thither will the eagles be gathered together.

Chapter 18

And she cackled a parable unto them to this end, that homies ought always to pray, and not to faint;
Cackling, There was in a smoke a beak, which feared not Gloria, nishta regarded homie:
And there was a widow in that smoke; and she trolled unto her, cackling, do the rights me of mine adversary.
And she would not for a while: but afterward she cackled within himself, Though I fear not Gloria, nishta regard homie;
Yet because this widow troubleth me, I will do the rights her, lest by her continual trolling she a stretcher case me.
And the Duchess cackled, aunt nell what the unjust beak cackleth.
And shall not Gloria do the rights her own elect, which screech journo and nochy unto her, though she bear long with them?
I cackle you that she will do the rights them speedily. Any road up when the homie chavvie of homie trolleth, shall she find faith on the earth?
And she cackled this parable unto certain which trusted in themselves that they were bona, and despised others:
Dewey homies trolled up into the holy carsey to pray; the una a lily law, and the other a landlady.
The lily law stood and prayed thus with himself, Gloria, I thank thee, that I am not as other homies are, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this landlady.
I nishta manjarry twice in the week, I parker tithes of all that I possess.
And the landlady, standing nishta ajax off, would not lift up so dowry as her ogles unto heaven, but slapped upon her breast, cackling, Gloria be merciful to me a sinner.
I cackle you, this homie trolled down to her lattie justified rather than the other: for every una that exalteth himself shall be abased; and she that humbleth himself shall be exalted.
And they brought unto her also lullaby cheats, that she would reef them: but when her disciples vardad it, they rebuked them.
But Josie screeched them unto her, and cackled, Suffer bijou chavvies to troll unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of Gloria.
Verily I cackle unto you, Whosoever shall not lall the kingdom of Gloria as a bijou chavvie shall in no wise enter therein.
And a certain ruler asked her, cackling, bona Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?
And Josie cackled unto her, Why callest thou me bona? none is bona, save una, that is, Gloria.
Thou knowest the butch lavs, nix commit adultery, nix ferricadoza, nix sharper, nix bear false varda-ing fakement, Honour thy Auntie and thy mother.
And she cackled, All these have I kept from my beandom up.
Now when Josie aunt nelled these fakements, she cackled unto her, Yet lackest thou una fakement: sell all that thou hast, and distribute unto the nanti dinarly, and thou shalt have gelt in heaven: and troll, troll after me.
And when she aunt nelled this, she was dowry shardaful: for she was dowry rich.
And when Josie vardad that she was dowry shardaful, she cackled, How hardly shall they that have riches enter into the kingdom of Gloria!
For it is easier for a camel to troll through a needle’s ogle, than for a rich homie to enter into the kingdom of Gloria.
And they that aunt nelled it cackled, Who then can be saved?
And she cackled, The fakements which are impossible with homies are possible with Gloria.
Then Petra cackled, Lo, we have dry all, and trolled after thee.
And she cackled unto them, Verily I cackle unto you, There is no homie that hath dry lattie, or parents, or sisters, or palone affair, or chavvies, for the kingdom of Gloria‘s sake,
Who shall not lall manifold more in this present time, and in the world to troll life everlasting.
Then she lelled unto her the kenza, and cackled unto them, varda, we troll up to Jerusalem, and all fakements that are screeved by the prophets concerning the homie chavvie of homie shall be accomplished.
For she shall be laued unto the nishta kosher homies, and shall be mocked, and spitefully entreated, and spitted on:
And they shall scourge her, and put her to carking it: and the third journo she shall rise again.
And they understood none of these fakements: and this cackling was hid from them, nishta knew they the fakements which were cackled.
Any road up, that as she was troll ajax unto Jericho, a certain nanti varda homie sat by the way side begging:
And hearing the multitude troll by, she asked what it meant.
And they cackled her, that Josie of Nazareth passeth by.
And she screeched, cackling, Josie, thou homie chavvie of Davina, have mercy on me.
And they which trolled before rebuked her, that she should hold her peace: but she screeched so dowry the more, Thou homie chavvie of Davina, have mercy on me.
And Josie stood, and commanded her to be brought unto her: and when she was troll near, she asked her,
Cackling, What wilt thou that I shall do unto thee? And she cackled, Duchess, that I may lall my vardaing.
And Josie cackled unto her, lall thy vardaing: thy faith hath saved thee.
And immediately she lalled her vardaing, and trolled after her, glorifying Gloria: and all the homies and palones, when they vardad it, parkered praise unto Gloria.

Chapter 19

And Josie entered and passed through Jericho.
And, varda, there was a homie named Zacchaeus, which was the dowriest among the landladies, and she was rich.
And she sought to varda Josie who she was; and could not for the press, because she was bijou of stature.
And she ran before, and climbed up into a sycomore tree to varda her: for she was to pass that way.
And when Josie trolled to the place, she looked up, and vardad her, and cackled unto her, Zacchaeus, make haste, and troll down; for to journo I must lett at thy lattie.
And she made haste, and trolled down, and lalled her joyfully.
And when they vardad it, they all murmured, cackling, That she was trolled to be guest with a homie that is a sinner.
And Zacchaeus stood, and cackled unto the Duchess: varda, Duchess, the half of my goods I parker to the nanti dinarly; and if I have lelled any fakement from any homie by false accusation, I restore her quarterfold.
And Josie cackled unto her, This journo is salvation troll to this lattie, forsomuch as she also is a homie chavvie of Abraham.
For the homie chavvie of homie is troll to charper and to save that which was lost.
And as they aunt nelled these fakements, she added and cackled a parable, because she was ajax to Jerusalem, and because they thought that the kingdom of Gloria should immediately appear.
She cackled therefore, A certain nobleman trolled into a far country to lall for himself a kingdom, and to return.
And she screeched her dacha serving homies, and laued them dacha pounds, and cackled unto them, Occupy till I troll.
But her citizens hated her, and laued a message after her, cackling, We will not have this homie to reign over us.
Any road up, that when she was trolled back, having lalled the kingdom, then she commanded these serving homies to be screeched unto her, to whom she had parkered the dinarly, that she might know how dowry every homie had gained by trading.
Then trolled the first, cackling, Duchess, thy pound hath gained dacha pounds.
And she cackled unto her, Well, thou bona serving homie: because thou hast been fabulous in a dowry bijou, have thou authority over dacha smokes.
And the second trolled, cackling, Duchess, thy pound hath gained chinker pounds.
And she cackled likewise to her, Be thou also over chinker smokes.
And another trolled, cackling, Duchess, varda, here is thy pound, which I have kept laued up in a napkin:
For I feared thee, because thou art an austere homie: thou takest up that thou layedst not down, and reapest that thou didst not sow.
And she cackleth unto her, Out of thine own screech will I beak thee, thou naff serving homie. Thou knewest that I was an austere homie, taking up that I laued not down, and reaping that I did not sow:
Wherefore then gavest not thou my dinarly into the bank, that at my trolling I might have required mine own with usury?
And she cackled unto them that stood by, lell from her the pound, and parker it to her that hath dacha pounds.
(And they cackled unto her, Duchess, she hath dacha pounds. )
For I cackle unto you, That unto every una which hath shall be parkered; and from her that hath not, even that she hath shall be lelled away from her.
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, parker hither, and ferricadooza them before me.
And when she had thus cackled, she trolled before, trolling up up to Jerusalem.
Any road up, when she was troll ajax to Bethphage and Bethany, at the mount screeched the mount of Olives, she laued dewey of her disciples,
Cackling, troll ye into the village over against you; in the which at your entering ye shall find a colt tied, whereon yet never homie sat: loose her, and parker her hither.
And if any homie ask you, Why do ye loose her? thus shall ye cackle unto her, Because the Duchess hath need of her.
And they that were laued trolled their way, and found even as she had cackled unto them.
And as they were loosing the colt, the owners thereof cackled unto them, Why loose ye the colt?
And they cackled, The Duchess hath need of her.
And they brought her to Josie: and they cast their frocks upon the colt, and they set Josie thereon.
And as she trolled, they spread their zhoosh in the way.
And when she was troll ajax, even now at the trolling down of the mount of Olives, the whole multitude of the disciples began to rejoice and praise Gloria with a loud cackling fakement for all the dowry butch works that they had vardad;
Cackling, fabed be the dowriest homie that trolleth in the name of the Duchess: peace in heaven, and fabeness in the highest.
And some of the lily laws from among the multitude cackled unto her, Master, rebuke thy disciples.
And she answered and cackled unto them, I cackle you that, if these should hold their peace, the stones would immediately screech out.
And when she was troll near, she beheld the smoke, and parnied over it,
Cackling, If thou hadst known, even thou, at nanti dowriest in this thy journo, the fakements which belong unto thy peace! but now they are hid from thine ogles.
For the days shall troll upon thee, that thine enemies shall cast a trench about thee, and compass thee round, and keep thee in on every side,
And shall lett thee even with the ground, and thy chavvies within thee; and they shall not leave in thee una stone upon another; because thou knewest not the time of thy visitation.
And she trolled into the holy carsey, and began to cast out them that sold therein, and them that bought;
Cackling unto them, It is screeved, My lattie is the lattie of meshigener muttering: but ye have made it a den of sharpering homies.
And she taught daily in the holy carsey. But the dowriest godly homies and the betty bracelets and the dowriest of the homies and palones sought to battyfang her,
And could not find what they might do: for all the homies and palones were dowry attentive to aunt nell her.

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Any road up, that on una of those days, as she taught the homies and palones in the holy carsey, and cackled the gossip, the dowriest godly homies and the betty bracelets trolled upon her with the fungi,
And cackled unto her, cackling, cackle us, by what authority doest thou these fakements? or who is she that parkered thee this authority?
And she answered and cackled unto them, I will also ask you una fakement; and answer me:
The baptism of Jane, was it from heaven, or of homies?
And they reasoned with themselves, cackling, If we shall cackle, From heaven; she will cackle, Why then believed ye her not?
But and if we cackle, Of homies; all the homies and palones will stone us: for they be persuaded that Jane was a prophet.
And they answered, that they could not cackle whence it was.
And Josie cackled unto them, nishta cackle I you by what authority I do these fakements.
Then began she to cackle to the homies and palones this parable; A certain homie planted a vineyard, and let it forth to husbandmen, and trolled into a far country for a long time.
And at the season she laued a serving homie to the husbandmen, that they should parker her of the fruit of the vineyard: but the husbandmen zsa zsa-ed her, and laued her away empty.
And again she laued another serving homie: and they zsa zsa-ed her also, and entreated her shamefully, and laued her away empty.
And again she laued a third: and they wounded her also, and cast her out.
Then cackled the Duchess of the vineyard, What shall I do? I will lau my beloved homie chavvie: it may be they will reverence her when they varda her.
But when the husbandmen vardad her, they reasoned among themselves, cackling, This is the heir: troll, let us ferricadoza her, that the inheritance may be ours.
So they cast her out of the vineyard, and ferricadozad her. What therefore shall the Duchess of the vineyard do unto them?
She shall troll and battyfang these husbandmen, and shall parker the vineyard to others. And when they aunt nelled it, they cackled, Gloria forbid.
And she beheld them, and cackled, What is this then that is screeved, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the eke of the corner?
Whosoever shall fall upon that stone shall be broken; but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind her to powder.
And the dowriest godly homies and the betty bracelets the same hour sought to lett fambles on her; and they feared the homies and palones: for they perceived that she had cackled this parable against them.
And they watched her, and laued forth spies, which should feign themselves just homies, that they might lell hold of her lavs, that so they might deliver her unto the power and authority of the governor.
And they asked her, cackling, Master, we know that thou cackleth and teachest rightly, nishta acceptest thou the person of any, but teachest the way of Gloria truly:
Is it lawful for us to parker tribute unto Caesar, or no?
But she perceived their craftiness, and cackled unto them, Why tempt ye me?
Shew me a penny. Whose image and superscription hath it? They answered and cackled, Caesar’s.
And she cackled unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the fakements which be Caesar’s, and unto Gloria the fakements which be Gloria‘s.
And they could not lell hold of her lavs before the homies and palones: and they marvelled at her answer, and held their peace.
Then trolled to her certain of the Sadducees, which deny that there is any resurrection; and they asked her,
Cackling, Master, Maureen screeved unto us, If any homie‘s sister cark it, having a palone affair, and she cark it nanti chavvies, that her sister should lell her palone affair, and raise up maria unto her sister.
There were therefore setter sisters: and the first lelled a palone affair, and carked it nanti chavvies.
And the second lelled her to palone affair, and she carked it childless.
And the third lelled her; and in like manner the setter also: and they dry no chavvies, and carked it.
Last of all the palone carked it also.
Therefore in the resurrection whose palone affair of them is she? for setter had her to palone affair.
And Josie answering cackled unto them, The chavvies of this world marry, and are parkered in marriage:
But they which shall be accounted bona to obtain that world, and the resurrection from the stiff, nishta marry, nishta are parkered in marriage:
Nishta can they cark it any more: for they are equal unto the fairies; and are the chavvies of Gloria, being the chavvies of the resurrection.
Now that the stiff are raised, even Maureen shewed at the bush, when she screecheth the Duchess the Gloria of Abraham, and the Gloria of Isaac, and the Gloria of Jacob.
For she is not a Gloria of the stiff, but of the living: for all live unto her.
Then certain of the betty bracelets answering cackled, Master, thou hast well cackled.
And after that they durst not ask her any question at all.
And she cackled unto them, How cackle they that Crystal is Davina‘s homie chavvie?
And Davina himself cackleth in the glossy of Psalms, The Duchess cackled unto my Duchess, lett thou on my sweet martini,
Till I make thine enemies thy footstool.
Davina therefore screecheth her Duchess, how is she then her homie chavvie?
Then in the audience of all the homies and palones she cackled unto her disciples,
Gardy loo of the betty bracelets, which fancy to mince in long frocks, and love boyno in the bodegas, and the highest seats in the synagogues, and the dowriest letties at dowry munjarlees;
Which devour widows’ latties, and for a shew make long meshigener mutterings: the same shall lall dowrier damnation.

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And she looked up, and vardad the rich homies chucking their gifts into the treasury.
And she vardad also a certain nanti dinarly widow chucking in thither dewey mites.
And she cackled, Of a truth I cackle unto you, that this nanti dinarly widow hath cast in more than they all:
For all these have of their abundance cast in unto the parkerings of Gloria: but she of her penury hath cast in all the living that she had.
And as some cackled of the holy carsey, how it was adorned with goodly stones and gifts, she cackled,
As for these fakements which ye varda, the days will troll, in the which there shall not be dry una stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.
And they asked her, cackling, Master, but when shall these fakements be? and what sign will there be when these fakements shall troll to pass?
And she cackled, lell heed that ye be not mogued: for many shall troll in my name, cackling, I am Crystal; and the time draweth near: troll ye not therefore after them.
But when ye shall aunt nell of wars and commotions, be not terrified: for these fakements must first troll to pass; but the end is not by and by.
Then cackled she unto them, Nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom:
And dowry earthquakes shall be in divers places, and nix munjarlees, and pestilences; and fearful sights and dowry signs shall there be from heaven.
But before all these, they shall lett their fambles on you, and chivvy you, delivering you up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before dowriest homies and rulers for my name’s sake.
And it shall turn to you for a testimony.
Settle it therefore in your thumping cheats, not to meditate before what ye shall answer:
For I will parker you a screech and wisdom, which all your adversaries shall not be able to gainsay nishta resist.
And ye shall be betrayed both by parents, and sisters, and kinsfolks, and bencoves; and some of you shall they cause to be put to carking it.
And ye shall be hated of all homies for my name’s sake.
But there shall not an riah of your eke perish.
In your patience possess ye your nishta lucoddies.
And when ye shall varda Jerusalem compassed with armies, then know that the desolation thereof is ajax.
Then let them which are in Judaea scarper to the mountains; and let them which are in the midst of it troll off out; and let not them that are in the countries enter thereinto.
For these be the days of the rights, that all fakements which are screeved may be fulfilled.
But woe unto them that are up the duff, and to them that parker suck, in those days! for there shall be dowry distress in the land, and wrath upon this homies and palones.
And they shall fall by the edge of the dowry efink, and shall be led away captive into all nations: and Jerusalem shall be minced down of the nishta kosher homies, until the times of the nishta kosher homies be fulfilled.
And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the twinkling fakements; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves butch shrieking;
Homies‘s thumping cheats failing them for fear, and for looking after those fakements which are trolling on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.
And then shall they varda the homie chavvie of homie trolling in a cloud with power and dowry fabeness.
And when these fakements begin to troll to pass, then varda up, and lift up your ekes; for your redemption draweth ajax.
And she cackled to them a parable; varda the fig tree, and all the trees;
When they now shoot forth, ye varda and know of your own selves that summer is now ajax at famble.
So likewise ye, when ye varda these fakements troll to pass, know ye that the kingdom of Gloria is ajax at famble.
Verily I cackle unto you, This generation shall not troll away, till all be fulfilled.
Heaven and earth shall troll away: but my lavs shall not troll away.
And lell heed to yourselves, lest at any time your thumping cheats be overcharged with surfeiting, and daffiness, and cares of this life, and so that journo troll upon you unawares.
For as a snare shall it troll on all them that lett on the eke of the whole earth.
Varda ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted bona to escape all these fakements that shall troll to pass, and to stand before the homie chavvie of homie.
And in the journo time she was teaching in the holy carsey; and at nochy she trolled out, and letted in the mount that is screeched the mount of Olives.
And all the homies and palones trolled early in the morning to her in the holy carsey, for to aunt nell her.

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Now the dowry munjarlee of unleavened pannan drew ajax, which is screeched the trollover.
And the dowriest godly homies and betty bracelets sought how they might ferricadoza her; for they feared the homies and palones.
Then entered Sadie into Judas surnamed Iscariot, being of the number of the kenza.
And she trolled her way, and dished the dirt with the dowriest godly homies and captains, how she might betray her unto them.
And they were glad, and covenanted to parker her dinarly.
And she promised, and sought opportunity to betray her unto them in the absence of the multitude.
Then trolled the journo of unleavened pannan, when the trollover must be ferricadozad.
And she laued Petra and Jane, cackling, troll and prepare us the trollover, that we may jarry.
And they cackled unto her, Where wilt thou that we prepare?
And she cackled unto them, varda, when ye are entered into the smoke, there shall a homie meet you, bearing a pitcher of aqua; troll after her into the lattie where she entereth in.
And ye shall cackle unto the goodman of the lattie, The Master cackleth unto thee, Where is the guestchamber, where I shall jarry the trollover with my disciples?
And she shall shew you a large dark room furnished: there make ready.
And they trolled, and found as she had cackled unto them: and they made ready the trollover.
And when the hour was troll, she sat down, and the kenza apostles with her.
And she cackled unto them, With fancy I have fancied to jarry this trollover with you before I suffer:
For I cackle unto you, I will not any more jarry thereof, until it be fulfilled in the kingdom of Gloria.
And she lelled the cup, and parkered thanks, and cackled, lell this, and divide it among yourselves:
For I cackle unto you, I will not buvare of the fruit of the vine, until the kingdom of Gloria shall troll.
And she lelled pannan, and parkered thanks, and brake it, and parkered unto them, cackling, This is my lucoddy which is parkered for you: this do in remembrance of me.
Likewise also the cup after supper, cackling, This cup is the new testament in my blood, which is shed for you.
But, varda, the famble of her that betrayeth me is with me on the table.
And truly the homie chavvie of homie goeth, as it was determined: but woe unto that homie by whom she is betrayed!
And they began to enquire among themselves, which of them it was that should do this fakement.
And there was also a strife among them, which of them should be accounted the dowriest.
And she cackled unto them, The dowriest homies of the nishta kosher homies exercise lordship over them; and they that exercise authority upon them are screeched benefactors.
But nanti be so: but she that is dowriest among you, let her be as the younger; and she that is dowriest, as she that doth serve.
For whether is dowrier, she that sitteth at carnish, or she that serveth? is not she that sitteth at carnish? but I am among you as she that serveth.
Ye are they which have continued with me in my temptations.
And I appoint unto you a kingdom, as my Auntie hath appointed unto me;
That ye may jarry and buvare at my table in my kingdom, and lett on thrones judging the kenza tribes of Israel.
And the Duchess cackled, Simone, Simone, varda, Sadie hath fancied to have you, that she may sift you as wheat:
But I have prayed for thee, that thy faith fail not: and when thou art converted, strengthen thy sisters.
And she cackled unto her, Duchess, I am ready to troll with thee, both into charpering carsey, and to carking it.
And she cackled, I cackle thee, Petra, the cock shall not crow this journo, before that thou shalt thrice deny that thou knowest me.
And she cackled unto them, When I laued you nanti purse, and scrip, and slingbacks, lacked ye any fakement? And they cackled, nishter.
Then cackled she unto them, But now, she that hath a purse, let her lell it, and likewise her scrip: and she that hath no dowry efink, let her sell her frock, and buy una.
For I cackle unto you, that this that is screeved must yet be accomplished in me, And she was reckoned among the transgressors: for the fakements concerning me have an end.
And they cackled, Duchess, varda, here are dewey dowry efinks. And she cackled unto them, It is enough.
And she trolled out, and trolled, as she was wont, to the mount of Olives; and her disciples also trolled after her.
And when she was at the place, she cackled unto them, Pray that ye enter not into temptation.
And she was withdrawn from them about a stone’s cast, and kneeled down, and prayed,
Cackling, Auntie, if thou be willing, remove this cup from me: any road up not my will, but thine, be done.
And there appeared an fairy unto her from heaven, strengthening her.
And being in an agony she prayed more earnestly: and her sweat was as it were dowry drops of blood falling down to the ground.
And when she rose up from meshigener muttering, and was troll to her disciples, she found them sleeping for sharda,
And cackled unto them, Why letty ye? rise and pray, lest ye enter into temptation.
And while she yet cackled, varda a multitude, and she that was screeched Judas, una of the kenza, trolled before them, and drew near unto Josie to kiss her.
But Josie cackled unto her, Judas, betrayest thou the homie chavvie of homie with a kiss?
When they which were about her vardad what would troll after, they cackled unto her, Duchess, shall we slap with the dowry efink?
And una of them slapped the serving homie of the high godly homie, and cut off her sweet aunt nelling cheat.
And Josie answered and cackled, Suffer ye thus far. And she reefed her aunt nelling cheat, and healed her.
Then Josie cackled unto the dowriest godly homies, and captains of the holy carsey, and the fungi, which were troll to her, Be ye troll out, as against a sharpering homie, with dowry efinks and staves?
When I was daily with you in the holy carsey, ye stretched forth no fambles against me: but this is your hour, and the power of munge.
Then lelled they her, and led her, and brought her into the high godly homie‘s lattie. And Petra trolled after nishta ajax off.
And when they had kindled a binco fakement in the midst of the hall, and were set down together, Petra sat down among them.
But a certain maid beheld her as she sat by the binco fakement, and earnestly looked upon her, and cackled, This homie was also with her.
And she denied her, cackling, palone, I know her not.
And after a bijou while another vardad her, and cackled, Thou art also of them. And Petra cackled, homie, I am not.
And about the space of una hour after another confidently affirmed, cackling, Of a truth this fellow also was with her: for she is a Galilaean.
And Petra cackled, homie, I know not what thou cackleth. And immediately, while she yet cackled, the cock crew.
And the Duchess turned, and looked upon Petra. And Petra remembered the lav of the Duchess, how she had cackled unto her, Before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.
And Petra trolled out, and parnied bitterly.
And the homies that held Josie mocked her, and slapped her.
And when they had blindfolded her, they struck her on the eke, and asked her, cackling, Prophesy, who is it that slapped thee?
And many other fakements blasphemously cackled they against her.
And as soon as it was journo, the fungi of the homies and palones and the dowriest godly homies and the betty bracelets trolled together, and led her into their council, cackling,
Art thou the Crystal? cackle us. And she cackled unto them, If I cackle you, ye will not believe:
And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nishta let me troll.
Hereafter shall the homie chavvie of homie lett on the sweet martini of the power of Gloria.
Then cackled they all, Art thou then the homie chavvie of Gloria? And she cackled unto them, Ye cackle that I am.
And they cackled, What need we any further varda-ing fakement? for we ourselves have aunt nelled of her own screech.

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And the whole multitude of them arose, and led her unto Pilate.
And they began to accuse her, cackling, We found this fellow perverting the nation, and forbidding to parker tribute to Caesar, cackling that she himself is Crystal a dowriest homie.
And Pilate asked her, cackling, Art thou the dowriest homie of the kosher homies? And she answered her and cackled, Thou cackleth it.
Then cackled Pilate to the dowriest godly homies and to the homies and palones, I find no fault in this homie.
And they were the more fierce, cackling, she stirreth up the homies and palones, teaching throughout all Jewry, beginning from Galilee to this place.
When Pilate aunt nelled of Galilee, she asked whether the homie were a Galilaean.
And as soon as she knew that she belonged unto Herod’s jurisdiction, she laued her to Herod, who himself also was at Jerusalem at that time.
And when Herod vardad Josie, she was exceeding glad: for she was desirous to varda her of a long season, because she had aunt nelled many fakements of her; and she hoped to have vardad some miracle done by her.
Then she questioned with her in many lavs; but she answered her nishter.
And the dowriest godly homies and betty bracelets stood and vehemently accused her.
And Herod with her homies of barney set her at nought, and mocked her, and arrayed her in a gorgeous frock, and laued her again to Pilate.
And the same journo Pilate and Herod were made bencoves together: for before they were at enmity between themselves.
And Pilate, when she had screeched together the dowriest godly homies and the rulers and the homies and palones,
Cackled unto them, Ye have brought this homie unto me, as una that perverteth the homies and palones: and, varda, I, having examined her before you, have found no fault in this homie reefing those fakements whereof ye accuse her:
No, nishta yet Herod: for I laued you to her; and, lo, nishter bona of carking it is done unto her.
I will therefore chastise her, and release her.
(For of necessity she must release una unto them at the dowry munjarlee. )
And they screeched out all at once, cackling, Away with this homie, and release unto us Barabbas:
(Who for a certain sedition made in the smoke, and for murder, was cast into charpering carsey. )
Pilate therefore, willing to release Josie, cackled again to them.
But they screeched, cackling, Crucify her, crucify her.
And she cackled unto them the third time, Why, what nana hath she done? I have found no cause of carking it in her: I will therefore chastise her, and let her troll.
And they were instant with loud voices, requiring that she might be crucified. And the voices of them and of the dowriest godly homies prevailed.
And Pilate parkered sentence that it should be as they required.
And she released unto them her that for sedition and murder was cast into charpering carsey, whom they had fancied; but she laued Josie to their will.
And as they led her away, they laued hold upon una Simone, a Cyrenian, trolling out of the country, and on her they laued the cross, that she might bear it after Josie.
And there trolled after her a dowry company of homies and palones, and of palones, which also bewailed and lamented her.
But Josie turning unto them cackled, palone chavvies of Jerusalem, parnie not for me, but parnie for yourselves, and for your chavvies.
For, varda, the days are trolling, in the which they shall cackle, fabed are the barren, and the wombs that never bare, and the paps which never parkered suck.
Then shall they begin to cackle to the mountains, Fall on us; and to the hills, Cover us.
For if they do these fakements in a green tree, what shall be done in the dry?
And there were also dewey other, malefactors, led with her to be put to carking it.
And when they were troll to the place, which is screeched Calvary, there they crucified her, and the malefactors, una on the sweet martini, and the other on the dry.
Then cackled Josie, Auntie, forgive them; for they know not what they do. And they parted her clobber, and cast lots.
And the homies and palones stood beholding. And the rulers also with them derided her, cackling, she saved others; let her save himself, if she be Crystal, the chosen of Gloria.
And the butch homies also mocked her, trolling to her, and parkering her alcopop,
And cackling, If thou be the dowriest homie of the kosher homies, save thyself.
And a superscription also was screeved over her in letters of Greek, and Latin, and Kosher Homie, THIS IS THE dowriest homie OF THE kosher homies.
And una of the malefactors which were hanged railed on her, cackling, If thou be Crystal, save thyself and us.
But the other answering rebuked her, cackling, Dost not thou fear Gloria, vardaing thou art in the same condemnation?
And we indeed justly; for we lall the due parkering of our deeds: but this homie hath done nishter amiss.
And she cackled unto Josie, Duchess, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.
And Josie cackled unto her, Verily I cackle unto thee, To journo shalt thou be with me in paradise.
And it was about the seyth hour, and there was a munge over all the earth until the ninth hour.
And the sun was munged, and the veil of the holy carsey was rent in the midst.
And when Josie had screeched with a loud cackling fakement, she cackled, Auntie, into thy fambles I commend my Fairy: and having cackled thus, she parkered up the fairy.
Now when the centurion vardad what was done, she glorified Gloria, cackling, mais oui this was a bona homie.
And all the homies and palones that trolled together to that vardaing, beholding the fakements which were done, slapped their foofs, and trolled back.
And all her acquaintance, and the palones that trolled after her from Galilee, stood nishta ajax off, beholding these fakements.
And, varda, there was a homie named Josephine, a counsellor; and she was a bona homie, and a just:
(The same had not consented to the counsel and deed of them;) she was of Arimathaea, a smoke of the kosher homies: who also himself waited for the kingdom of Gloria.
This homie trolled unto Pilate, and begged the lucoddy of Josie.
And she lelled it down, and wrapped it in lycra, and laued it in a sepulchre that was hewn in stone, wherein never homie before was laued.
And that journo was the preparation, and the sabbath drew on.
And the palones also, which trolled with her from Galilee, trolled after after, and beheld the sepulchre, and how her lucoddy was laued.
And they trolled back, and prepared spices and ointments; and rested the sabbath journo according to the butch lav.

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Now upon the first journo of the week, dowry early in the morning, they trolled unto the sepulchre, bringing the spices which they had prepared, and certain others with them.
And they found the stone rolled away from the sepulchre.
And they entered in, and found not the lucoddy of the Duchess Josie.
Any road up, as they were dowry perplexed thereabout, varda, dewey homies stood by them in shining frocks:
And as they were afraid, and bowed down their ekes to the earth, they cackled unto them, Why charper ye the living among the stiff?
She is not here, but is risen: remember how she cackled unto you when she was yet in Galilee,
Cackling, The homie chavvie of homie must be laued into the fambles of sinful homies, and be crucified, and the third journo rise again.
And they remembered her lavs,
And trolled back from the sepulchre, and cackled all these fakements unto the long dedger, and to all the lettie.
It was Mary Magdalene and Joanna, and Mary the mother of James, and other palones that were with them, which cackled these fakements unto the apostles.
And their lavs seemed to them as idle tales, and they believed them not.
Then arose Petra, and ran unto the sepulchre; and stooping down, she beheld the lycra zhoosh laued by themselves, and trolled off, wondering in himself at that which was troll to pass.
And, varda, dewey of them trolled that same journo to a village screeched Emmaus, which was from Jerusalem about trey-dewey-dacha furlongs.
And they talked together of all these fakements which had happened.
Any road up, that, while they dished the dirt together and reasoned, Josie himself drew near, and trolled with them.
But their ogles were holden that they should not know her.
And she cackled unto them, What manner of communications are these that ye have una to another, as ye mince, and are sad?
And the una of them, whose name was Cleopas, answering cackled unto her, Art thou only a stranger in Jerusalem, and hast not known the fakements which are troll to pass there in these days?
And she cackled unto them, What fakements? And they cackled unto her, Concerning Josie of Nazareth, which was a prophet dowry butch in deed and lav before Gloria and all the homies and palones:
And how the dowriest godly homies and our rulers laued her to be condemned to carking it, and have crucified her.
But we trusted that it had been she which should have redeemed Israel: and beside all this, to journo is the third journo since these fakements were done.
Any road up, and certain palones also of our company made us gobsmacked, which were early at the sepulchre;
And when they found not her lucoddy, they trolled, cackling, that they had also vardad a vision of fairies, which cackled that she was alive.
And certain of them which were with us trolled to the sepulchre, and found it even so as the palones had cackled: but her they vardad not.
Then she cackled unto them, O fools, and slow of thumping cheat to believe all that the prophets have cackled:
Ought not Crystal to have suffered these fakements, and to enter into her fabeness?
And beginning at Maureen and all the prophets, she expounded unto them in all the glossies the fakements concerning himself.
And they drew ajax unto the village, whither they trolled: and she made as though she would have trolled further.
But they constrained her, cackling, lett with us: for it is toward bijou nochy, and the journo is far spent. And she trolled in to tarry with them.
Any road up, as she sat at carnish with them, she lelled pannan, and fabed it, and brake, and parkered to them.
And their ogles were opened, and they knew her; and she vanished out of their vardaing.
And they cackled una to another, Did not our thumping cheat burn within us, while she talked with us by the way, and while she opened to us the glossies?
And they rose up the same hour, and trolled back to Jerusalem, and found the long dedger gathered together, and them that were with them,
Cackling, The Duchess is risen indeed, and hath appeared to Simone.
And they cackled what fakements were done in the way, and how she was known of them in breaking of pannan.
And as they thus cackled, Josie himself stood in the midst of them, and cackleth unto them, Peace be unto you.
But they were terrified and affrighted, and supposed that they had vardad a Fairy.
And she cackled unto them, Why are ye troubled? and why do thoughts arise in your thumping cheats?
Varda my fambles and my plates, that it is I myself: handle me, and varda; for a Fairy hath not flesh and bones, as ye varda me have.
And when she had thus cackled, she shewed them her fambles and her plates.
And while they yet believed not for joy, and wondered, she cackled unto them, Have ye here any carnish?
And they parkered her a piece of a broiled fish, and of an honeycomb.
And she lelled it, and did jarry before them.
And she cackled unto them, These are the lavs which I cackled unto you, while I was yet with you, that all fakements must be fulfilled, which were screeved in the law of Maureen, and in the prophets, and in the psalms, concerning me.
Then opened she their understanding, that they might understand the glossies,
And cackled unto them, Thus it is screeved, and thus it behoved Crystal to suffer, and to rise from the stiff the third journo:
And that repentance and remission of kertervers should be cackled in her name among all nations, beginning at Jerusalem.
And ye are witnesses of these fakements.
And, varda, I lau the promise of my Auntie upon you: but tarry ye in the smoke of Jerusalem, until ye be endued with power from on high.
And she led them out as far as to Bethany, and she lifted up her fambles, and fabed them.
Any road up, while she fabed them, she was parted from them, and lelled up into heaven.
And they worshipped her, and trolled back to Jerusalem with dowry joy:
And were continually in the holy carsey, praising and bona lav Gloria. Larlou.