Haggai

Chapter 1

1. In the second year of Darius the dowriest homie, in the seyth month, in the first journo of the month, trolled the lav of the Duchess by Haggai the prophet unto Zerubbabel the homie chavvie of Shealtiel, governor of Judah, and to Joshua the homie chavvie of Josedech, the high godly homie, cackling,
2. Thus cackleth the Duchess of hosts, cackling, This homies and palones cackle, The time is not troll, the time that the Duchess‘s lattie should be built.
3. Then trolled the lav of the Duchess by Haggai the prophet, cackling,
4. Is it time for you, O ye, to lett in your cieled latties, and this lattie lie waste?
5. Now therefore thus cackleth the Duchess of hosts; Consider your ways.
6. Ye have sown dowry, and parker in bijou; ye jarry, but ye have not enough; ye buvare, but ye are not filled with buvare; ye clothe you, but there is none warm; and she that earneth parkering ninty earneth parkering ninty to put it into a bag with holes.
7. Thus cackleth the Duchess of hosts; Consider your ways.
8. Troll up to the mountain, and parker wood, and build the lattie; and I will lell pleasure in it, and I will be glorified, cackleth the Duchess.
9. Ye looked for dowry, and, lo it trolled to bijou; and when ye brought it home, I did blow upon it. Why? cackleth the Duchess of hosts. Because of mine lattie that is waste, and ye run every homie unto her own lattie.
10. Therefore the heaven over you is stayed from dew, and the earth is stayed from her fruit.
11. And I screeched for a nishta parnie upon the land, and upon the mountains, and upon the corn, and upon the new sherry, and upon the lube, and upon that which the ground parkereth forth, and upon homies, and upon cattle, and upon all the acting dickey of the fambles.
12. Then Zerubbabel the homie chavvie of Shealtiel, and Joshua the homie chavvie of Josedech, the high godly homie, with all the remnant of the homies and palones, obeyed the cackling fakement of the Duchess their Gloria, and the lavs of Haggai the prophet, as the Duchess their Gloria had laued her, and the homies and palones did fear before the Duchess.
13. Then cackled Haggai the Duchess‘s messenger in the Duchess‘s message unto the homies and palones, cackling, I am with you, cackleth the Duchess.
14. And the Duchess stirred up the Fairy of Zerubbabel the homie chavvie of Shealtiel, governor of Judah, and the Fairy of Joshua the homie chavvie of Josedech, the high godly homie, and the Fairy of all the remnant of the homies and palones; and they trolled and did acting dickey in the lattie of the Duchess of hosts, their Gloria,
15. In the quarter and dewey dachath journo of the seyth month, in the second year of Darius the dowriest homie.

Chapter 2

1. In the setterth month, in the una and dewey dachath journo of the month, trolled the lav of the Duchess by the prophet Haggai, cackling,
2. Cackle now to Zerubbabel the homie chavvie of Shealtiel, governor of Judah, and to Joshua the homie chavvie of Josedech, the high godly homie, and to the residue of the homies and palones, cackling,
3. Who is dry among you that vardad this lattie in her first fabeness? and how do ye varda it now? is it not in your ogles in comparison of it as nishter?
4. Yet now be butch, O Zerubbabel, cackleth the Duchess; and be butch, O Joshua, homie chavvie of Josedech, the high godly homie; and be butch, all ye homies and palones of the land, cackleth the Duchess, and acting dickey: for I am with you, cackleth the Duchess of hosts:
5. According to the lav that I covenanted with you when ye trolled out of Egypt, so my Fairy remaineth among you: fear ye not.
6. For thus cackleth the Duchess of hosts; Yet once, it is a bijou while, and I will shake the heavens, and the earth, and the sea, and the dry land;
7. And I will shake all nations, and the fancy of all nations shall troll: and I will fill this lattie with fabeness, cackleth the Duchess of hosts.
8. The silver is mine, and the gelt is mine, cackleth the Duchess of hosts.
9. The fabeness of this latter lattie shall be dowrier than of the former, cackleth the Duchess of hosts: and in this place will I parker peace, cackleth the Duchess of hosts.
10. In the quarter and dewey dachath journo of the ninth month, in the second year of Darius, trolled the lav of the Duchess by Haggai the prophet, cackling,
11. Thus cackleth the Duchess of hosts; Ask now the godly homies concerning the law, cackling,
12. If una bear fabulosa flesh in the frock of her frock, and with her frock do reef pannan, or pottage, or sherry, or lube, or any carnish, shall it be fabulosa? And the godly homies answered and cackled, No.
13. Then cackled Haggai, If una that is nanti sparkle by a stiff lucoddy reef any of these, shall it be nanti sparkle? And the godly homies answered and cackled, It shall be nanti sparkle.
14. Then answered Haggai, and cackled, So is this homies and palones, and so is this nation before me, cackleth the Duchess; and so is every acting dickey of their fambles; and that which they offer there is nanti sparkle.
15. And now, I pray you, consider from this journo and upward, from before a stone was laued upon a stone in the holy carsey of the Duchess:
16. Since those days were, when una trolled to an heap of dewey dacha measures, there were but dacha: when una trolled to the pressfat for to draw out chinker dacha fakements out of the press, there were but dewey dacha.
17. I slapped you with blasting and with mildew and with hail in all the acting dickeys of your fambles; yet ye turned not to me, cackleth the Duchess.
18. Consider now from this journo and upward, from the quarter and dewey dachath journo of the ninth month, even from the journo that the foundation of the Duchess‘s holy carsey was laued, consider it.
19. Is the maria yet in the barn? any road up, as yet the vine, and the fig tree, and the pomegranate, and the olive tree, hath not brought forth: from this journo will I bless you.
20. And again the lav of the Duchess trolled unto Haggai in the quarter and dewey dachath journo of the month, cackling,
21. Cackle to Zerubbabel, governor of Judah, cackling, I will shake the heavens and the earth;
22. And I will overthrow the throne of kingdoms, and I will battyfang the butchness of the kingdoms of the heathen; and I will overthrow the rattling coves, and those that ride in them; and the horses and their riders shall troll down, every una by the dowry efink of her sister.
23. In that journo, cackleth the Duchess of hosts, will I lell thee, O Zerubbabel, my serving homie, the homie chavvie of Shealtiel, cackleth the Duchess, and will make thee as a signet: for I have chosen thee, cackleth the Duchess of hosts.