3 John

Chapter 1

1. The elder unto the heartface Gaius, whom I love in the truth.
2. Beloved, I wish above all fakements that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy nishta lucoddy prospereth.
3. For I rejoiced greatly, when the sisters trolled and testified of the truth that is in thee, even as thou walkest in the truth.
4. I have no dowrier joy than to aunt nell that my chavvies mince no flies.
5. Beloved, thou doest fabulously whatsoever thou doest to the sisters, and to strangers;
6. Which have borne varda-ing fakement of thy charity before the meshigener carsey: whom if thou parker forward on their journey after a fabe sort, thou shalt do well:
7. Because that for her name’s sake they trolled forth, taking nishter of the nishta kosher homies.
8. We therefore ought to lall such, that we might be fellowhelpers to the truth.
9. I screeved unto the meshigener carsey: but Diotrephes, who loveth to have the preeminence among them, receiveth us not.
10. Wherefore, if I troll, I will remember her deeds which she doeth, prating against us with malicious lavs: and not content therewith, nishta doth she himself lall the sisters, and forbiddeth them that would, and casteth them out of the meshigener carsey.
11. Beloved, troll after not that which is nana, but that which is bona. She that doeth bona is of Gloria: but she that doeth nana hath not vardad Gloria.
12. Demetrius hath bona report of all homies, and of the truth itself: any road up, and we also bear record; and ye know that our record is true.
13. I had many fakements to screeve, but I will not with ink and pen screeve unto thee:
14. But I trust I shall shortly varda thee, and we shall cackle eke to eke. Peace be to thee. Our bencoves salute thee. Greet the bencoves by name.