Polari Bible

2 Timothy

Chapter 1

  1. Pauline, an apostle of Josie Crystal by the will of Gloria, according to the promise of life which is in Crystal Josie,
  2. To Timothy, my dearly beloved homie chavvie: gracie, mercy, and peace, from Gloria the Auntie and Crystal Josie our Duchess.
  3. I thank Gloria, whom I serve from my forefathers with pure conscience, that nanti ceasing I have remembrance of thee in my meshigener mutterings nochy and journo;
  4. Greatly desiring to varda thee, being mindful of thy tears, that I may be filled with joy;
  5. When I screech to remembrance the unfeigned faith that is in thee, which letted first in thy grandmother Lois, and thy mother Eunice; and I am persuaded that in thee also.
  6. Wherefore I put thee in remembrance that thou stir up the gift of Gloria, which is in thee by the putting on of my fambles.
  7. For Gloria hath not parkered us the Fairy of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.
  8. Be not thou therefore ashamed of the testimony of our Duchess, nishta of me her prisoner: but be thou partaker of the afflictions of the gossip according to the power of Gloria;
  9. Who hath saved us, and screeched us with an fabulosa calling, not according to our works, but according to her own purpose and gracie, which was parkered us in Crystal Josie before the world began,
  10. But is now made manifest by the appearing of our Saviour Josie Crystal, who hath abolished carking it, and hath brought life and immortality to sparkle through the gossip:
  11. Whereunto I am appointed a cackling homie, and an apostle, and a teacher of the nishta kosher homies.
  12. For the which cause I also suffer these fakements: any road up I am not ashamed: for I know whom I have believed, and am persuaded that she is able to keep that which I have committed unto her against that journo.
  13. Hold nishta manjarry the form of sound lavs, which thou hast aunt nelled of me, in faith and love which is in Crystal Josie.
  14. That bona fakement which was committed unto thee keep by the Fantabulosa Fairy which letteth in us.
  15. This thou knowest, that all they which are in Asia be turned away from me; of whom are Phygellus and Hermogenes.
  16. The Duchess parker mercy unto the lattie of Onesiphorus; for she oft refreshed me, and was not ashamed of my chain:
  17. But, when she was in Rome, she sought me out dowry diligently, and found me.
  18. The Duchess grant unto her that she may find mercy of the Duchess in that journo: and in how many fakements she ministered unto me at Ephesus, thou knowest dowry well.

Chapter 2

  1. Thou therefore, my homie chavvie, be butch in the gracie that is in Crystal Josie.
  2. And the fakements that thou hast aunt nelled of me among many witnesses, the same commit thou to fabulous homies, who shall be able to teach others also.
  3. Thou therefore endure hardness, as a bona butch homie of Josie Crystal.
  4. No homie that warreth entangleth himself with the affairs of this life; that she may please her who hath chosen her to be a butch homie.
  5. And if a homie also strive for masteries, yet is she not crowned, except she strive lawfully.
  6. The husbandman that laboureth must be first partaker of the fruits.
  7. Consider what I cackle; and the Duchess parker thee understanding in all fakements.
  8. Remember that Josie Crystal of the maria of Davina was raised from the stiff according to my gossip:
  9. Wherein I suffer trouble, as an nana doer, even unto bonds; but the lav of Gloria is not bound.
  10. Therefore I endure all fakements for the elect’s sakes, that they may also obtain the salvation which is in Crystal Josie with eternal fabeness.
  11. It is a fabulous cackling: For if we be stiff with her, we shall also live with her:
  12. If we suffer, we shall also reign with her: if we deny her, she also will deny us:
  13. If we believe not, yet she letteth fabulous: she cannot deny himself.
  14. Of these fakements put them in remembrance, charging them before the Duchess that they strive not about lavs to no profit, but to the subverting of the hearers.
  15. Study to shew thyself approved unto Gloria, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the lav of truth.
  16. But shun billingsgate and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness.
  17. And their lav will jarry as doth a canker: of whom is Hymenaeus and Philetus;
  18. Who concerning the truth have erred, cackling that the resurrection is past already; and overthrow the faith of some.
  19. Any road up the foundation of Gloria standeth sure, having this seal, The Duchess knoweth them that are her. And, Let every una that nameth the name of Crystal troll off from codness.
  20. But in a dowry lattie there are not only fakements of gelt and of silver, but also of wood and of earth; and some to honour, and some to dishonour.
  21. If a homie therefore purge himself from these, she shall be a fakement unto honour, sanctified, and meet for the master’s use, and prepared unto every bona acting dickey.
  22. Scarper also youthful lusts: but troll after bonaness, faith, charity, peace, with them that screech on the Duchess out of a pure thumping cheat.
  23. But dizzy and unlearned questions avoid, knowing that they do gender strifes.
  24. And the serving homie of the Duchess must not strive; but be gentle unto all homies, apt to teach, patient,
  25. In campness instructing those that oppose themselves; if Gloria peradventure will parker them repentance to the acknowledging of the truth;
  26. And that they may recover themselves out of the snare of the devil, who are lelled captive by her at her will.

Chapter 3

  1. This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall troll.
  2. For homies shall be affairs of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, nanna,
  3. Nanti natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are bona,
  4. Traitors, heady, highminded, affairs of pleasures more than affairs of Gloria;
  5. Having a form of fabeness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
  6. For of this sort are they which creep into latties, and lead captive silly palones laden with kertervers, led away with divers lusts,
  7. Ever learning, and never able to troll to the knowledge of the truth.
  8. Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Maureen, so do these also resist the truth: homies of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith.
  9. But they shall proceed no further: for their folly shall be manifest unto all homies, as their’s also was.
  10. But thou hast fully known my doctrine, manner of life, purpose, faith, longsuffering, charity, patience,
  11. Persecutions, afflictions, which trolled unto me at Antioch, at Iconium, at Lystra; what persecutions I endured: but out of them all the Duchess laued me.
  12. Any road up, and all that will live fabe in Crystal Josie shall suffer chivvying.
  13. But nana homies and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being mogued.
  14. But continue thou in the fakements which thou hast learned and hast been assured of, knowing of whom thou hast learned them;
  15. And that from a chavvie thou hast known the fabulosa glossies, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Crystal Josie.
  16. All glossy is parkered by inspiration of Gloria, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in bonaness:
  17. That the homie of Gloria may be absolutely fantabulosa, throughly furnished unto all bona works.

Chapter 4

  1. I charge thee therefore before Gloria, and the Duchess Josie Crystal, who shall beak the quick and the stiff at her appearing and her kingdom;
  2. Cackle the lav; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
  3. For the time will troll when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching aunt nelly cheats;
  4. And they shall turn away their aunt nelly cheats from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
  5. But varda thou in all fakements, endure afflictions, do the acting dickey of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.
  6. For I am now ready to be offered, and the time of my departure is at famble.
  7. I have palavered a bona palaver, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith:
  8. Henceforth there is laued up for me a mudge of bonaness, which the Duchess, the bona beak, shall parker me at that journo: and not to me only, but unto all them also that love her appearing.
  9. Do thy diligence to troll shortly unto me:
  10. For Demas hath forsaken me, having loved this present world, and is trolled off unto Thessalonica; Crescens to Galatia, Titus unto Dalmatia.
  11. Only Lucille is with me. Lell Marcia, and parker her with thee: for she is profitable to me for the ministry.
  12. And Tychicus have I laued to Ephesus.
  13. The cloke that I dry at Troas with Carpus, when thou comest, parker with thee, and the glossies, but especially the parchments.
  14. Alexander the coppersmith did me dowry nana: the Duchess parkering her according to her works:
  15. Of whom be thou ware also; for she hath greatly withstood our lavs.
  16. At my first answer no homie stood with me, but all homies forsook me: I pray Gloria that it may not be laued to their charge.
  17. Notwithstanding the Duchess stood with me, and strengthened me; that by me the cackling might be fully known, and that all the nishta kosher homies might aunt nell: and I was laued out of the screech of the lion.
  18. And the Duchess shall deliver me from every nana acting dickey, and will preserve me unto her heavenly kingdom: to whom be fabeness for ever and ever. Larlou.
  19. Salute Prisca and Aquila, and the household of Onesiphorus.
  20. Erastus letted at Corinth: but Trophimus have I dry at Miletum sick.
  21. Do thy diligence to troll before winter. Eubulus greeteth thee, and Pudens, and Linus, and Claudia, and all the sisters.
  22. The Duchess Josie Crystal be with thy Fairy. Gracie be with you. Larlou.