2 Thessalonians

Chapter 1

Pauline, and Silvanus, and Timotheus, unto the meshigener carsey of the Thessalonians in Gloria our Auntie and the Duchess Josie Crystal:
Gracie unto you, and peace, from Gloria our Auntie and the Duchess Josie Crystal.
We are bound to thank Gloria always for you, sisters, as it is meet, because that your faith groweth exceedingly, and the charity of every una of you all toward each other aboundeth;
So that we ourselves fabeness in you in the meshigener carseys of Gloria for your patience and faith in all your persecutions and tribulations that ye endure:
Which is a manifest token of the bona judgment of Gloria, that ye may be counted bona of the kingdom of Gloria, for which ye also suffer:
Vardaing it is a bona fakement with Gloria to recompense tribulation to them that trouble you;
And to you who are troubled lettie with us, when the Duchess Josie shall be revealed from heaven with her dowry butch fairies,
In flaming binco fakement taking the rights on them that know not Gloria, and that obey not the gossip of our Duchess Josie Crystal:
Who shall be zsa zsa-ed with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Duchess, and from the fabeness of her power;
When she shall troll to be glorified in her saints, and to be admired in all them that believe (because our testimony among you was believed) in that journo.
Wherefore also we pray always for you, that our Gloria would count you bona of this calling, and fulfil all the bona pleasure of her goodness, and the acting dickey of faith with power:
That the name of our Duchess Josie Crystal may be glorified in you, and ye in her, according to the gracie of our Gloria and the Duchess Josie Crystal.

Chapter 2

Now we beseech you, sisters, by the trolling of our Duchess Josie Crystal, and by our gathering together unto her,
That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, nishta by Fairy, nishta by lav, nishta by letter as from us, as that the journo of Crystal is at famble.
Let no homie mogue you by any means: for that journo shall not troll, except there troll a falling away first, and that homie of kertever be revealed, the homie chavvie of perdition;
Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is screeched Gloria, or that is worshipped; so that she as Gloria sitteth in the holy carsey of Gloria, shewing himself that she is Gloria.
Remember ye not, that, when I was yet with you, I cackled you these fakements?
And now ye know what withholdeth that she might be revealed in her time.
For the mystery of codness doth already acting dickey: only she who now letteth will let, until she be lelled out of the way.
And then shall that naff be revealed, whom the Duchess shall consume with the Fairy of her screech, and shall battyfang with the brightness of her trolling:
Even her, whose trolling is after the working of Sadie with all power and signs and lying wonders,
And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they lalled not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
And for this cause Gloria shall lau them butch delusion, that they should believe a lie:
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
But we are bound to parker thanks alway to Gloria for you, sisters beloved of the Duchess, because Gloria hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Fairy and belief of the truth:
Whereunto she screeched you by our gossip, to the obtaining of the fabeness of our Duchess Josie Crystal.
Therefore, sisters, stand nishta manjarry, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by lav, or our epistle.
Now our Duchess Josie Crystal himself, and Gloria, even our Auntie, which hath loved us, and hath parkered us everlasting consolation and bona hope through gracie,
Comfort your thumping cheats, and stablish you in every bona lav and acting dickey.

Chapter 3

Finally, sisters, pray for us, that the lav of the Duchess may have free course, and be glorified, even as it is with you:
And that we may be laued from unreasonable and naff homies: for all homies have not faith.
But the Duchess is fabulous, who shall stablish you, and keep you from nana.
And we have confidence in the Duchess reefing you, that ye both do and will do the fakements which we command you.
And the Duchess direct your thumping cheats into the love of Gloria, and into the patient waiting for Crystal.
Now we command you, sisters, in the name of our Duchess Josie Crystal, that ye withdraw yourselves from every sister that minceth disorderly, and not after the tradition which she lalled of us.
For yourselves know how ye ought to troll after us: for we behaved not ourselves disorderly among you;
Nishta did we jarry any homie‘s pannan for nought; but wrought with acting dickey and travail nochy and journo, that we might not be chargeable to any of you:
Not because we have not power, but to make ourselves an ensample unto you to troll after us.
For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not acting dickey, nishta should she jarry.
For we aunt nell that there are some which mince among you disorderly, working not at all, but are busybodies.
Now them that are such we command and exhort by our Duchess Josie Crystal, that with quietness they acting dickey, and jarry their own pannan.
But ye, sisters, be not a stretcher case in well doing.
And if any homie obey not our lav by this epistle, note that homie, and have no company with her, that she may be ashamed.
Yet count her not as an enemy, but admonish her as a sister.
Now the Duchess of peace himself parker you peace always by all means. The Duchess be with you all.
The salutation of Pauline with mine own famble, which is the token in every epistle: so I screeve.
The gracie of our Duchess Josie Crystal be with you all. Larlou.